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This week on Apocalypse & Avocados:
😤 We spiral about being the “strong friend”
💅 We look fabulous doing it
🎥 We’re now available in VIDEO, babes.
Watch Closed for Maintenance now.

https://youtu.be/wVhKLCfN97U

#ApocalypseAndAvocados #VideoPodcast #BurnoutAesthetic #RelatableAF #GroupChatTherapist #QueerVoices #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

I don’t need therapy, I just need to scroll TikTok until my eyeballs go dry and someone validates my bad decisions.
#RelatableAF #PodcastTok #LGBTQVoices #ApocalypseAndAvocados #DigitalDetoxFail #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

No decisions. Just vibes.

#DealskartChaos #RelatableAF #OnlineShoppingStruggles

Swearing: because sometimes inner peace needs a little external volume.

#CursingIsSelfCare #SpicyZen #RelatableAF #MentalHealthHumor #PastelGothMood #JessACreates

Sometimes inner peace sounds a lot like yelling profanities into the void—breathe, scream, repeat.
#StressReliefHumor #AngryLlamaVibes #SwearingIsSelfCare #RelatableAF #CuteAndChaotic #JessACreates

Me: I’m on a spending ban
Also me after seeing Dealskart’s ‘Hot Picks’ section 👀

#RelatableAF #DealskartMemes

I used to scroll past digital marketing stuff thinking, ‘That’s not for me.’

Reading Time: < 1 minute

I didn’t have a business. I wasn’t an influencer. I didn’t even know what half the terms meant. But what I did know? I needed options.

I needed a way to earn more, work smarter, and finally understand how people were building incomes online.

Turns out, digital marketing isn’t just for tech-savvy people—it’s for anyone who wants to learn how to grow, sell, or show up online with confidence.

Whether you want to start a side hustle, grow your small biz, or just stop feeling lost online…

Learning digital marketing is a game changer.

And no, you don’t need to be an expert to start—you just need a guide.

Ready to stop guessing and actually learn the skills that can open doors?
Start here. Five Day Challenge

#DigitalMarketingMadeSimple #LearnAndEarn #OnlineIncome #SkillUp #SideHustleTips #MarketingForBeginners #StartLearningToday #RelatableAF #YouCanDoThis #EmpowerYourselfOnline

#DigitalMarketingMadeSimple #EmpowerYourselfOnline #LearnAndEarn #MarketingForBeginners #OnlineIncome #RelatableAF #SideHustleTips #SkillUp #StartLearningToday #YouCanDoThis

The art of persuasion: 80% eye contact, 20% hope.

One of our all-time favorite panels from She Don’t Even Smoke! There’s just something about this cat’s unshakable determination—the way she’s locked in, focused, manifesting her dreams with pure eye contact and vibes alone. We’ve all been there… trying to look irresistibly cute so someone gives us what we want. Whether it’s a date night, extra fries, or in this case… a little something special.

Want more chaotic stoner antics, questionable life choices, and top-tier comedic timing? Go check out the full series on our Patreon! Your support helps us keep creating the comics you love and, let’s be real, it’s the only thing standing between us and absolute financial ruin. (Just kidding… unless? 👀)

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In this blog post, I’m here to help you master the art of Productive Procrastination—because why waste time doing nothing when you can waste time doing something? #ProductivityHumor
#RelatableAF
#LifeHacks
#ProductivityFail
#LazyButProductive
#FunnyBlog

https://voguegenics.com/the-ultimate-guide-to-being-a-productive-procrastinator-yes-its-possible/

"When mom declares a bean ban, it hits harder than bureaucracy at the post office. Shrek's face says it all - straight-up disbelief with a side of technicolor angst. Life's a glitchy cartoon! #OddHumor #RelatableAF"

The image presents a highly stylized and color-saturated representation of the animated character Shrek, whose somewhat distorted facial expression suggests surprise or discontent. The background is glitchy, filled with black and white motifs that do not form any discernible pattern. Bold, capitalized texts overlay the image, reading WHEN MOM SAYS at the top and NO BEANS at the bottom. The text is white with a thin black outline, which makes it stand out against the bright background. The image is hosted on imgflip.com, as shown by the watermark at the bottom. This composition is a meme, a form of internet culture media, typically designed to convey humor or an inside joke and often spread widely online.

"Task paralysis got me like a scared bunny facing a Goosebumps book. Reality check: I'm the purple rabbit vibing in technicolor, braving the horror of hot dog water and post office bureaucracy. #OddHumor #RelatableAF. Suck it up, life's a cartoon!"

The image is a composite of two halves. On the left, a purple cartoonish robotic bunny with a somewhat mischievous expression appears against an orange background. Bold black letters above the bunny read Girls always be asking about my maturity. On the right half, the same figure is shown with a warped, pixelated quality and a multitude of bright colors as if it has been filtered through a heavy digital effect. Accompanying text, also pixelated and in varied colors, states Bitch I read one Goosebumps book without getting scared. The image combines elements of humor with internet meme culture, using a playful tone and a reference to the Goosebumps children's book series to make a statement about bravery or maturity.

"Task paralysis hitting me like a boomer hating his wife. Wishing to pour artisanal hot dog water into my eyes like gen-z with their lemonade. But no can do, bureaucracy awaits at the post office. #OddHumor #RelatableAF"