@ironicbadger if you ever find a substitute for maps, I'll be surprised. I'd say that it's the only product by Google that's irreplaceable. #sadtimes
#SadTimes
I can't believe people waste their time watching Alan Carr repeating the words "what's this" whilst people say what they see in a picture. This is supposed to be prime time UK television.
RIP to The Cube. You have been a valiant steed for many years. Thank you for your service. #SadTimes
Christ - if you were considering buying an #Aga do it now before this lot take control #sadtimes
https://www.ft.com/content/0cbcac62-e49b-4685-bd11-a49fbdcf67cd
“‘Make him a star? What’d he want a star for?’
‘I didn’t know you could make stars…I thought they were like, you know, stuck to the sky…’
‘I think he meant make him a star. You know, him himself. Turn him into a star.’”
Terry Pratchett; Moving Pictures
#Discworld #RobertRedford #StarQuality #SadTimes #ShineBright ⭐️💫💙
Well, bye bye to my #Swarm account. I figured if I wasn't going to use it anymore because of all the fuckery accessibility factors due to their stupid "new improved updated look and feel" it had no business being on my phone anymore. So I deleted my account and deleted the app. Those are 15 or so years of memories I'll never get back. Even when I was living in Cali. #SadTimes 😔
That moment when you go to creep someone's followers list, only to discover that they have it hidden. #SadTimes
I bought a packet of Bobby’s Onion Rings today after not seeing them in a few months, but they’ve changed them. They just taste like any other onion ring now. #sadtimes
“Nothing’s louder than the end of a song that’s always been there.”
Terry Pratchett; The Wee Free Men
#Discworld #Ozzy #Legend #SadTimes 🎶🎵💙
“‘NOTHING IS FINAL. NOTHING IS ABSOLUTE. EXCEPT ME, OF COURSE.’”
Terry Pratchett; Sourcery
#Discworld #DEATH #EddieJordan #RaceTeamLegend #SadTimes 💙🏁😞
That moment when you obsessively compulsively check your phone for a text message that by now obviously isn't coming. #SadTimes
@Em0nM4stodon #OMG So true. #SadTimes
Does anyone know of any tape that doesn't leave glue when you've used it to stick something on a metal surface, like a window frame?
We hang up our festive lights that way, but it's always such a biatch to clean up the glue residue of the tape afterward.
They were all just waiting for the right time to come. We will probably see more and more of these greedy worms coming out of the ground. #sadtimes https://mastodon.social/@CelloMomOnCars/113770242166616082
when your mother makes chocolate bark with toffee bits for work. and chocolate covered pretzels for work and all I want to do is scarf them. but I can't cuz she needs them for work. #SadTimes
I hope she has leftovers from work.
6 year old quoll: little league soccer has been washed out out 😢
old man quoll: roller hockey has been washed out 😢
“Listen, happy endings is fine if they turn out happy,” said Granny, glaring at the sky. “But you can’t make ’em for other people.”
Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad
#Discworld #SadTimes #LiamPayne 💙
Anyone still remember Nuclear" War" on Amiga? Even without the nuclear part, it feels hard these days with all those missiles flying around.
Nobody ever reviews headsets with a comment on how well they stay on your head after throwing it back to get the very last drops of an ice-cold long alcoholic can on a scorcher of a day. #SadTimes.
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