CDC Gives Up Counting Food Poisoning—The Mystery Gets Tastier
#CDC #FoodPoisoning #HealthNews #Satire #SafeEats By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: **CDC Dramatically Scales Back Food Poisoning Tracking Program; Leftovers Nationwide Panic** ATLANTA, GA – In a move cheered by microwaved shrimp quesadillas everywhere, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced yesterday that it will dramatically scale back its program tracking food poisoning…