// posts a barely sexy #SeductiveSunday gets followed by spam bots Wow okay

“This is literally the sexiest photo you’ll find of me. And it’s me just respectfully looking at ancient ruins… …Yeah. It’s all downhill from here. …the ruins, I mean…that…that was a joke.” #SeductiveSunday

“It’s #SeductiveSunday and I don’t really have any…sexy photos. Not really. The most skin of shown is sleeveless shirts and shorts… …I could try…being…rizzy? H-Hey…uh, sexy…you?”