Lmst

I shit you not...

No, really! I shit you not...

I just got a ping on Feeld.

I don't get pings often. (For those who don't know. A ping is like a super-like.)

I look and... it is a ping from a straight guy. 😩 (I'm pansexual.)

Oh, but the ping comes with a message. It says, and again, I shit you not:

"Hi there. 🖐️"

This is it! This is the entirety of the message. Wow! I mean, the sexual chemistry here is palpable. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

(This was sarcasm.)

Truth be told, I don't need anything sexual in a ping. However, for the love of god, make your message connect with my profile. Examples:

"I'm autistic too!"

"I love squishmallows too!"

"I'm vegetarian too!"

"I was glad when I read 'kindness rules' in your profile."

I don't need a ton of text, but a modicum of indication that you've read my profile does help.

Moreover, this dude's profile explains nothing. It is one of those, "up for anything" profiles.

:why:

#SexualChemistry