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ObeyMyCadence | Blacksite Litblacksitepoet
2025-06-10

🖤 Helmet-On Parenting: Sith Edition

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When your dad asks if your new girlfriend is your sister,

and you have to clarify that incest isn’t your brand anymore...

Welcome to the Skywalker family tree: It’s a f*cking wreath.

⚠️ VAULT WARNING
To those who enjoy this drop:

You’re welcome.

To those who don’t:

Force-sit on a lightsaber and spin until you change color.

Dad asked about my dating life, Told him I've been seeing someone. He leaned in, dead serious, and said, "It's not your sister, right?” Like, what the actual hell, Dad:? 1 told him no, I don't do that anymore, and he just sat there, mouth— breathing louder than a busted air conditioner,I quess.
ObeyMyCadence | Blacksite Litblacksitepoet
2025-06-10

🖤 Helmet-On Parenting: Sith Edition

He kept the helmet on like he was at war with my emotions.

Asked if I “finally got a real job.” Bro, I’m a Jedi. You’re a space war criminal.

We are not the same.

⚠️ VAULT WARNING
To those who enjoy this drop:

You’re welcome.

To those who don’t:

Force-sit on a lightsaber and spin until you change color.

Met Dad at a local coffee shop, He kept his helmet on the whole f——king time, I quess facial expressions are for ‘rebels,’ He asked if I was still "doing that Jedi crap’ or if I'd finally gotten a real job.' Great start.

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