#SmallRobotsRemastered

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2025-06-12
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2025-06-11

284) Boostbot. Gives you the encouragement you need to do the presentation at work, or whatever other big, brave thing you have to do today. "You got this!"

A robot shaped like a tapering cylinder with a collar and tie encircling it towards its base. It has banded arms and legs and it's smiling and winking as it points with one hand. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @calypte_sarah".
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2025-06-10

283) Commercialbot. Angrily changes the channel whenever a commercial break comes on.

A round robot with banded arms and legs. It's sitting down with its legs splayed in front of it, holding a TV remote - which is about as long as the robot is tall - in one hand and grumpily jabbing at a button on it with the other. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @evho315".
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2025-06-09
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2025-06-06

279) Transcriptionbot. Plugs straight into a computer's audio jack and transcribes video-only content so you can read it instead of having to put aside time to pay continuous attention to one tab like some cave person. Also handy if you're hard of hearing, of course...

A happy, round-topped robot with banded legs but no arms sitting on the edge of a desk with a wire running from its side into a laptop's audio jack. A little emitter in the middle of its forehead projects a small holographic window filled with lines of (illegible) text. The laptop has a visible playback bar at the bottom of its screen and "29:33" written in light text at the end of it.
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2025-06-04

278) Crampsbot. When you're on your period, snuggles up to you in the night and radiates warmth to help soothe cramps.

A sleeping ovoid robot with banded arms and legs, curled up next to a sleeping person in the dark, with a contented look on its face, with lines indicating radiating heat around it.
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2025-06-03

276) Trolleybot. Finally: a robot able to deal with the conundrum of the trolley problem. That is, it can unlock a trolley (aka shopping cart) that requires a pound coin and, unlike most similar tokens, it has little legs so it won't get lost.

A robot shaped like a disc balanced on its edge, with little banded legs and a small, happy face on the front.
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2025-06-02

272) Dropoffbot. Sits on your desk in the afternoon and catches you if start to fall asleep.

A semi-cylindrical robot, arranged so the flat side is at the bottom and the two semi-circular ends are at either side (kind of like a bread bin, basically). It has four small wheels on the bottom and two long, snaking, banded arms on either side, reaching up as if to catch something. Its face on the front looks alarmed.
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2025-05-30

271) Switchbot. Watches your lights, and if you leave one on when you go out, acts quickly to switch it off. Also available in travel size for your car headlights.

An ovoid robot with banded arms standing next to a light switch in the 'on' position, holding a hand over its mouth as it makes an alarmed expression.
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2025-05-29

270) Newbootsbots. Break in your new boots.

Two seemingly ovoid robots, each sitting in one of a pair of Doc Marten boots. They have jointed arms and propellers on their tops. One is holding the edge of its boot as it lands on the ground, while the other's boot is just lifting up into the air and it has its arms up and a joyous expression on its face with its eyes closed. Text in the lower left reads, "suggested by @rosewind.bsky.social".
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2025-05-27

268) Sandcastlebot. Helps you make sand castles!

A little scene depicting a beach with the sea in the background and a sky with faint, streaky clouds above. On the beach, a happy robot in the form of a classic seaside "castle" bucket with two banded arms is filled with sand. It's upside-down, with its hands pressed on the ground, seemingly about to flip itself over to make a sand castle. There are a couple of shells partially buried in the sand around it, and out in the water is the looming bulk of Bigbot, looking up at the sky and smiling blankly.
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2025-05-16

267) Notokaybot. If you're in a crisis, it can be hard for both yourself and those around you to see it. While putting a label on a problem isn't always helpful, Notokaybot tells you that what you're going through is Not Okay, alerting you or your loved ones to seek help.

A robot shaped like a cylinder with a rounded top. It has four banded legs on its underside and a banded antenna with a spherical end emerging from its top. The robot has a concerned expression on its face, and is angled slightly upwards, as if looking at someone larger than itself.
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2025-05-14

266) Pinbot. A drawing pin that is able to retract its point should it fall to the floor and present a possible hazard (marketed as Tackbot in North America).

A robot in the form of a drawing pin / thumb tack - one of the ones with a long, sort of tapering, shaped plastic end - with a smiley face on the base. It's stuck into the corner of a piece of paper which is slightly dog-eared and which has a partially visible robot foot scrawled on it (probably Bigbot's).
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2025-05-13

265) Icecubebot. Makes ice cubes and automatically goes to the sink to refill itself when it's empty.

A robot in the form of a rectangular ice cube tray with a happy face on one of the short ends and little banded legs on each compartment along the sides. It makes eight ice cubes (a 2 x 4 grid) and is currently filled with semi-transparent water.
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2025-05-12

264) Rollbot. Goes into the bathroom at night and corrects incorrectly hung toilet roll. Note that it has a switch on its back so you can define which configuration is actually desirable - no judgement here...

An ovoid robot with banded arms, standing on a toilet lid and frowning grumpily at a toilet roll hanging with its loose end closest to the wall. The robot has one hand on its hip, while the other is pointing accusingly at the offending article. A little flick switch is visible on the robot's back. Text in the bottom right reads, "suggested by @greythorne".
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2025-05-08

263) Confettibots. Shower you with biodegradable confetti at weddings.

Two apparently-hollow conical robots, with propellers on their pointed ends holding them aloft as confetti rains from each of their open bases. Both robots have smiley faces and are happily waving their jointed little arms in the air. Text at the bottom reads, "originally drawn for nathan and kit"
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2025-05-07

262) Beebot. Leads away bee colonies when they need to be safely relocated.

A smiley, ovoid robot, striped like a bumble bee, with six banded legs and two propellers sticking out from its back instead of wings, leading a swarm of bees out from a hollow in an old tree trunk. Text in the bottom right reads, "suggested by @stillicides.bsky.social".
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2025-05-06

261) Passwordbot. Remembers and can flawlessly type all your passwords.

A round robot sitting in front of a laptop so only its eyes are visible peering over the side of the desk on which the laptop rests. It's stretching its slender, jointed arms up and cracking its knuckles in preperation. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the bottom left actually reads, "SMALL ROBOTS REM*******", as if it's a password partway through being typed. In the bottom right is text reading, "suggested by @theaardvark.bsky.social".
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2025-05-01
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2025-04-30

255) Catcallbot. Exacts retribution against men who yell things in the street. Not actually explosive - except in temperament.

A robot shaped like a bullet with banded arms, hurtling diagonally downwards with fists clenched and a furious expression on its face.

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst