#SmartPhonesMyArse

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2025-04-19

me, trying to browse mastodon using a native app on a marginal internet connection:

  • taps on toot, waits for it & replies to load (~30s)

  • skims toot & replies, taps back to list of toots

  • no wait, what was that thing at the bottom of the thread…? taps back into toot

  • waits while toot & replies re-load… (~30s)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
 
you JUST 🤬ing loaded it!!

you HAVE a 🤬ing CACHE!!!!

even if you’re not polling network xfer stats (WHY NOT?) you’re aware of how 🤬ing long it’s taking toots to load!!!!!

WHY did you not stuff the toot & replies INTO the 🤬ing CACHE???!?!?!???

WHY are ppl so SHIT at making apps???!?!? (rhetorical, I know why 🤪)

#ShitUX
#ShitApps
#ShitAppDev
#SmartPhonesMyArse

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst