Ah, yes, the classic "Become a CPU whisperer and your code will magically run faster" spiel 🤦‍♂️. Like developers have nothing better to do than decode the Rosetta Stone of silicon every time they write a for loop 🤓. Spoiler: Reading this won't make your app faster, but your headache will surely arrive quicker 🥴.
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