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#TehBestestLizerdEver

Matt Goddenmetaning
2025-02-11

We had a visit from the today. We haven't seen her for a while, though she does usually appear later in the summer after Chonk has been here a while, so the time's about right. She's looking either very well fed, or very pregnant.

Lookit that face, that undershot jaw, she'll stick you with a switchblade if you disrespect her... especially if you laugh at the feather stuck to her tongue.

Also, "look at my entire lizard".

(Equal Bestest with Chonk)

A closeup picture of the head of a Blue Tongued Skink, with a small feather in its mouth.A closeup photo of the head of a Blue Tongued Skink in profile, displaying this individual example's characteristic undershot jaw.A wide shot of the entire Blue Tongued Skink, sitting on a doormat side-on to the viewer, and waiting to be fed.
Matt Goddenmetaning
2025-01-05

Someone heard me working in the courtyard, and would like to know if lunch is soon.

A large adult blue tongue skink peers inwards through a glass sliding door.
Matt Goddenmetaning
2024-12-05

Badonk-a- knows a thing or two about Second Breakfast. Also, Third Lunch, Sixth Afternoon Tea, Fourty-Seventh Dinner, and so on.

An adult Blue Tongued Skink looking at the camera. The Lizard is sitting on the white paving stones of a courtyard, an empty plastic container lid lacking the lizard's desired lunch is to the side.
Matt Goddenmetaning
2024-11-27

Chonky boy who was out surveying their lizzardy domain by the pool each afternoon, grabbing the last sun of the day.

A fence, with a thick wall of palm fronds behind it. Upon the fence, atop a fence post stands a mighty Eastern Water Dragon. Teh Bestest Lizerd Ever.

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