One of the last two remaining escapees from that Louisiana prison break posts an appeal to #TheConvictedFelon, claiming his innocence & begging him for help.

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NO WONDER #TheConvictedFelon doesn't think foreign #dictators laundering MILLIONS in bribes to him by buying his #MemeCoin scam and gifting him a $400M #FlyingPalace isn't an #emolument/#bribe.

He thinks an "illegal campaign contribution" is where the person NOT running for office is paid off. 🤦‍♂️
#TooStupidToBePresident #DonTheCon #DonCapone

LORD I DESPISE #ThisWeek regular #RNCPRBS (#ReincePriebus).

Today, he defended #MafiaDon's criticism of the #SCotUS ruling against him (again), repeating his quote: "[The Supreme Court] is not allowing me to do the job I was elected to do" and declaring #TheConvictedFelon is simply doing what the voters wanted him to do."

I REMIND EVERYONE that "the majority of the public" supported SEGREGATION too. Just b/c the MAJORITY wants something, doesn't give the #Potus the right to ignore the SCotUS.

Let’s sum up the October surprises.

• Jack Smith unseals backup information on re-indictment

• #TheConvictedFelon says immigrants have “bad genes”

• Hurricane devastates North Carolina; wingnuts say it was manufactured and FEMA aid is sinister

• Inflation, jobs, and markets all improve

• #TheConvictedFelon holds increasingly bizarre rallies, incoherent interviews, and embarrassing cosplay photo ops

• Vance straight out says that TCF did not lose the 2020 election, which he did

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Closing argument at Madison Square Garden from #TheConvictedFelon via bankrupt Giuliani, cancelled Tucker, and an obscure comic: fuck you, we hate everybody and you should too

So far, zero billionaire-owned media outlets have shut down their editors who had prepared endorsements of #TheConvictedFelon

If anybody ever tries to tell you that the first term of #TheConvictedFelon wasn't that bad, show them this. Every day, every fucking day, was traumatic with scandals and resignations and firings and executive orders and restraining orders and crimes and riots and disasters and bizarre, wacky pronouncements and lies lies lies lies.

I’d like to advise Brian Kilmeade of two things.

First is that what #TheConvictedFelon is saying is that he wants generals loyal to a man, not to a nation or constitution. This is fascism, and is inherently disqualifying for an American President.

But the second is that if the candidate might not understand that Hitler’s generals were Nazis, that too is disqualifying. Because what the fuck does he think they were?

https://news.yahoo.com/news/not-cognizant-kilmeade-suggests-trump-203856789.html

In the good old days, a gaffe or embarrassing “unpresidential” move or being less than cordial to your opponent’s voters was judged by the press to be campaign-ending. Nixon’s sweat. Dukakis in a tank. Gore’s sigh. Dean’s scream. Clinton’s “deplorables.” Biden’s weak debate voice.

#TheConvictedFelon commits these twice a day, and three times on Sunday.

Just this weekend he’s cosplayed serving fries, called Harris a shit VP, forgot what day it was, and bragged about a dead golfer’s dick.

@WizardBear @GottaLaff @Snowshadow Every time someone talks about #TheConvictedFelon being a flight risk. I have this absurd image of the bloated jackass flapping his tiny little hands, and trying to achieve lift off.
🤣 🤣 🤣 #TCF #USPol

Sounds like #TheConvictedFelon has been watching the original #StarTrek series. 🤔 Either that, or he's a sick S.O.B.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/22/trump-christians-migrants-violence/