"Here comes cozy goth!" - JESSE THORN, The Skeleton Brief, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #TheSkeletonBrief #WorldGothDay #JesseThorn

"So part of the reason why some of the decorations go up as early as they do is because it's kind of a coping mechanism for me." - BONNIE, The Skeleton Brief, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #TheSkeletonBrief #Bonnie

"I decorate for Halloween on September 1st." - BONNIE, The Skeleton Brief, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #TheSkeletonBrief #HappyHalloween #Bonnie

"So in mid-July, basically you're rocking two small gourds with your initials on them and last Halloween's candy bowl full of stale candy corn." - JOHN HODGMAN, The Skeleton Brief, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #TheSkeletonBrief #NationalCandyCornDay #JohnHodgman