THE EARL GREY TEA LATTE

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The Bitter-ist courtesy @fetchezlavache

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;

“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”

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The peel, courtesy @fetchezlavache

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Gotta drop the kids off at The Kids, courtesy @redhero

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God help us….The American Burgers via @stopthatgirl7

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https://famichiki.jp/@FlockOfCats/109380473682980088

THE FACE
THE BUBBLE NET
THE REPAIR LOTION
THE BODY WASH
THE SHAVING FOAM

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THE EMULSION
THE SHAMPOO
THE TREATMENT
The WASH

Hit the motherlode in the men’s skin/hair care aisle :gosh:

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The Hard, courtesy @redhero :donki:

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The Milk (ザ・ミルク), courtesy @slims :gosh:

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The Tools and the Bakery, from @lazerdude

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Here are some good ones from kaigai, courtesy @lazerdude :gosh:

The Shampoo / The Conditioner

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ザ・ワールド (the world)

From @plribault

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Baby fit check:

The king of lion

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MEN’s Bioré THE FACE

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You wipe your butt with ordinary TP

I use 𝒯𝒽𝑒 エリエール

We are not the same

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The Potato Sticks
ザ・ポテトスティック

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@FlockOfCats Is this allowed by the Federation now ?!

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Here’s a subtle one:

ザ・パーク (The Park)

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✌️ 🧽

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