At the Western Union counter, but to send money, not receive it. I do this every four weeks, so I know the woman is going to ask for my ID.
Funny, isn't it, that they want to see an ID when you're **sending** money?
But this time I can't #produce it, because I left my wallet at home, came with just the money.
"Do you have anything with your name and address on it?" the woman asks, trying to help.
"No," I say. "I have nothing to prove I'm me."