My ridiculous prediction.
Most of #manutd big players don't fancy it so have phoned in sick - leaving a weakened version of a weak team. A homeopathic team if you will - diluted to such an extent that only an imagined essence of a team remains.
#tsimkas gets his first goal, quickly followed by 2 more to claim his hatrick.
#nunez gets a brace.
The Man Utd coach driver is so embarrassed by the result he refuses to drive the team home. They walk back to Manchester.