🥥 Cogito ergo sum.
I think, therefore, I am. --René Descartes

Cacas post ergo sum.
Eye shitpost, therefore Eye am. --Tucker's Nuts. 🥥
#Mastodon, #ReneDescartes, #Philosophy, #FirstPrinciple, #SelfRecognition, #Cognition, #SocialMedia, #TuckersNuts

@flexghost
🥥 Eye see that Bill Barr is jabbering again.
Every time Eye see his Fred Flintstone face, Eye have to ask myself, "How deeply was Bill Barr involved in the jail death of Jeffrey Epstein"?
It's just a question that doesn't go away. 🥥
#BillBarr, #JeffreyEostein, #FredFlintstone, #TuckersNuts

@coloradosun
🥥Leave it to the beavers! 🥥
#Beavers, #TuckersNuts. 🥥

@reedmideke
🥥 U just won all my internets today, Reed, by citing Elon's folly, the Cybertruck, as the peak example of "move fast and break things"!
Propz! 🥥
#NutzTruck, #Elon, #CyberTruck, #ElonsFolly, #MuskMobile, #MoveFastBreakThings, #TechBros, #TuckersNuts

🥥 Question for my English Fediverse friends:
Do you still name your male children Tony, Nigel, Rupert, Freddie, Arthur, Henry, or Margaret?
(Just doing my best to stay in touch in the colonies.) 🥥
#England, #BoysNames, #Question, #TuckersNuts

@FlipboardUK @news-uk-edition-FlipboardUK
🥥 Headline: Tories Headed for Worst Election Result.
Couldn't belong to a more deserving political group, unless you're thinking of the Republicans in the USA 🥥
#Tories, #Republicans, #FailedPoliticalParties, #TuckersNuts

🥥 People have accused me of being passive-aggressive.
But that's a desperately sick lie.
Eye prefer to think of myself as aggressively passive. 🥥#SelfDescription, #PassiveAggressive, #Personality, #Labelling, #TuckersNuts

@realTuckFrumper
🥥 Eye'm feeling alienated.
Not fixing blame, but Eye'd probably feel less alienated if Eye did something about it. 🥥
#Alienation, #LateStageCapitalism, #Register, #Vote, #FuckMitchMcConnell, #TuckersNuts

@realTuckFrumper
🥥 Trump is going to take care of the border in two weeks, unless someone else solves the problem before then.
In that case, Trump will take the credit for someone else's accomplishment.
#Trump, #Border, #TwoWeeks, #TuckersNuts