#VanguardFaction

“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-09-24

Switching over to the latest #StarfieldBeta now

Aside: somehow by the end of the #VanguardFaction questline on my #Scarfield playthrough I managed to be so OP I was running around the wilds of Toliman II gun-bashing terrormorphs, other random xenos, and pirates to death, mostly one-hit kills—yes, even the two obnoxious avian-analogues. The Crimson Fleet I ran into at a POI were well above my player level, too, 3x on average, and oh sure they at least put up a fight and kept lighting me on fire, yet I barely took any damage. So clearly I need a new level of challenge, blowing up #Starfield itself over and over by testing mods on the beta release. This should prove to be a true living nightmare.

#StarfieldGame #StarfieldCreations #StarfieldMods #SteamGaming #SteamBetas #SciFi #Gaming

“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-09-21

Huh. All this time playing #Starfield. The sheer number of times I’ve passed through #TheDen. The number of conversations I’ve had with #RaynaMarquez of the #UCVanguard.

And yet today is the first day I discover just how receptive she is to bribes.

And in retrospect, how many times she’s hinted at it…

What? Don’t look at me like that. I’ve never played out an Industrialist/Negotiation-heavy character build before. I figured it would make for an interesting balancer against the extreme ultraviolence difficulty level of the #Scarfield overhaul.

#StarfieldGame #StarfieldMods #NexusMods #SciFi #Gaming #VanguardFaction

“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-08

Goddamn. Andreja and I just killed 6 terrormorphs that tried to ambush us all at once… and they were all dead before we even took any damage.

So yes. This is the PERFECT spot for our new Terrormorph Hunting Lodge on Toliman II.

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: 6 terrormorphs tried to ambush Andreja and I all at once, and they were all dead before we even took any damage.
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-08

I know I say this in EVERY universe but…

“No, Hadrian. Londinion belongs to ME.”

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: Kaiser is happy to be home at RDHQ, but even happier to be going to Londinion with us all
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-08

So hey. When you exterminate a single species, subspecies, or ethnicity, it’s called genocide. But what is it called when you exterminate EVERY species within a biome, down to the last pesky heatleech?

Well, anyway. Andreja and I had one hell of a honeymoon on Niira…

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: honestly, that was the best honeymoon ever, it’s just a shame that it has to end
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-08

You should have seen Andreja go! She barely let me get a shot in, even as I was hovering about in slow-motion

She got right up into XW Unit-99’s face and started beating it to death with the butt-end of the plasma shotgun I crafted specially for her: “Bitch Slap” Mk.4

And damn did she ever make that Siren her bitch; the thing fuckin’ whimpered!—y’know, ever so briefly, before the sound of its skull collapsing echoed over the hills of Niira louder than the roaring thunder and sizzling downpour of acid rain.

(Really gotta hand it to the audio engineers, that was GROTESQUE and so bloody visceral; it could easily have become overdone, ghoullish, and a bit campy, but nope, they hit the nail on the head)

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: here lies Subject-99, the last feral xenoweapon on the battlefield of Niira, bitch-slapped to death by Andreja in Universe Nine. Fuckin’ hell. I can’t even bring myself to say “rest in peace” because there’s no bouncing back from a humiliation like that. I think Hell might even need a new circle.
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-07

Okay back in #Starfield and probably will be all evening until I crash

Naturally Andreja and I must make the most of our honeymoon escapade. Oh sure, we’ll rescue and repair Kaiser _eventually_, but first we’re going to paint this town redder than the Red Mile

Muah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhhh

#VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: I fuckin’ love it every time Andreja says to me “May the Serpent guard you.”
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-07
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-06

Weirdly, Universe Nine’s Tau Ceti terrormorph ignored Andreja and I completely, making a bee-line for Hadrian, forcing me to draw it out of the control room (which it did) and try to lure it into a kill lane (which it was having none of), so in the end I had to engage it directly anyway, but since it decided to be clever I beat it to death with the butt-end of my particle beam rifle, Manifest Destiny Mk.4.

(Boy, there are so many layers to that and yet they all say the same bloody thing)

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-06

Just when you think you can’t possibly love Andreja any more than you already do, she asks if you can collect a trophy to commemorate the occasion. Now that’s what I call “True Romance”.

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: this is “True Romance”
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-06

After stepping out for a doubleshot energy drink (in meatspace), I went back to the piloting exam (in gamespace) and immediately brutalized all 5 tier six opponents before they even had the chance to taunt me, for which I was told TWICE by Sarah how incredibly proud I should be, and awarded the shortest service period for citizenship with a whopping 56k credits advance “for utilizing all the tools at my disposal”

Supra et Ultra, motherfuckers

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: swearing the oath of service to the United Colonies ahead of my Vanguard probationary mussion
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-06

Annnnnddddd the game crashed as I devastated the first enemy ship at Tier Six

GOD, THE RAGE

ADDITIONAL: of course, by the time I’ve restarted the console and game, I’ve already crashed and burned out from said rage. Forget completing the “Kobayashi Maru” style pilot exam. My whole day is ruined.

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-05-06

No incarnation is complete without enlisting in the Vanguard. Let’s show Universe Nine what we’re made of and go terrormorph-hunting!

(Ah shit the pilot exam is so brutal on max difficulty, I’m gonna be trippin’ balls on the adrenaline high rest of the day 🥺)

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #StarbornPath #Starborn #NewGamePlus #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #XboxGamePass #Xbox

Starfield: enlisting in the Vanguard in Universe Nine! Sarah isn’t exactly happy about it.Starfield: if only terrormorphs lived up to their monument in Vanguard Orientation Hall; but still, terrormorph-hunting is one of the best pastimes throughout the multiverse
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-18

The “adoring fan” character is even more annoying than I thought possible. He doesn’t even have a name. Just a really fake accent.

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #Xbox

Starfield: Dusty and adoring fan, aboard the Frontier
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-18

Damn that was some serious PTSD-Rage piloting. Took out all six tiers in record time, no restarts, no cheating—as in, I used the Debug Tools like I was supposed to for the resourcefulness score, but didn’t hack the terminal.

Even managed to keep my ally ship from the debug tools in the fight until the very end of Tier 6—I think it was the second-last enemy ship that splashed them.

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #Xbox

Starfield: cleared all six tiers of the Vanguard piloting exam in record time, no restarts, no cheating.
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-18
Starfield: Dusty taking on the Vanguard piloting exam. AGAIN.
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-18

Made a beeline for Vanguard registration so I have access to the best value ship components and terrormorph hunting as early in this playthrough as possible

And just as I defeat the final Tier 6 enemy ship in the simulator, playing at max difficulty BTW, the game crashes on me

SO NOW I HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE DAMN PILOTING EXAM ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE THE SAVED GAME DOESN’T RECOGNIZE THE IN-SIMULATOR SAVE POINTS FAAAAACCCK

#Starfield #VanguardFaction #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #Xbox

Starfield: Dusty selfie in the Vanguard orientation hall
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-09
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-03

Wow. And I thought Andreja was good on #TheRedMile

Hadrian nailed it.

#Starfield #StarbornPath #VanguardFaction #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #Xbox

Starfield: Hadrian and I, returning from our first run of the Red Mile together (in any universe)
“the Phoeron” Colin J E Luptonthephoeron@functional.cafe
2024-01-03

I have to know—what exactly is the point of the Mercury Tower penthouse without Andreja? I already have the Lodge and The Eye to myself.

This fuckin’ universe…

The fuckin’ Hunter…

#Starfield #StarbornPath #VanguardFaction #SciFi #Gaming #XboxSeriesX #Xbox

Starfield: nothin’ worse than having everything and it meaning nothing, except for simply having nothing

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