"Why do some McDonald's serve pizza and pasta but others don't?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 6, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalPastaDay #BrianThompson

"What's the best way to order some noodles?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 340 - Neck Noodle, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalNoodleDay #BrianThompson

"It is intended to be somewhat of a competitor to Starbucks!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 318 - Crust to Crust AM: CosMc's, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalStarbucksDay #BrianThompson

"Was that in the comic book adaptation?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 375 - Forgiving Satan, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalComicBookDay #BrianThompson

"Maybe I'll just try and throw a rock at it!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 354 - Emergency Live Broadcast, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #CollectRocksDay #BrianThompson

"When I was a youth, I became somewhat addicted to a video game called Super Mario Bros." - BRIAN THOMPSON, 366 - Adult Babies, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalVideoGamesDay #BrianThompson

"So, I visited my local public library!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 370 - College of Cardinals, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #LibrariesRememberDay #BrianThompson

"I did participate in their BOOK IT! literacy program as a child in the early 1990s!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 182, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #InternationalLiteracyDay #BrianThompson

"What should I google?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 41, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #GoogleCommemorationDay #BrianThompson

"He loved pizza." - BRIAN THOMPSON, 375 - Forgiving Satan, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalCheesePizzaDay #BrianThompson

"I was wondering if I could receive all of the telephone numbers of every T-Mobile® customer for polling purposes?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 320 - Pizza Polling, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #TelephoneTuesday #BrianThompson

"I made a telephone call." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 250, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #TelephoneTuesday #BrianThompson

"It's entirely possible." - ROGER NASH, Episode 28, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #RogerNash

"Frankly, I have trouble staying awake through memoirs!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 344 - Resume Help, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #WeLoveMemoirsDay #BrianThompson

"I am trying to set up a nonprofit foundation for myself." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 133, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalNonprofitDay #BrianThompson

"So you want God to patch things up with Satan?" - PRAYER HOTLINE EMPLOYEE, 374 - RIPizza, Ozzy Osbourne, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM

"Are you a nerd, geek, or dweeb?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 226, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #EmbraceYourGeeknessDay #BrianThompson

"My neighborhood contains a McDonald's that serves french fries!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 263, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalFrenchFryDay #BrianThompson

"In our recreation room, there is, in fact, a broken Ms. Pac-Man arcade cabinet." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 137, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalVideoGameDay #BrianThompson

"The product is made up of a slab of fried chicken meat, topped with pizza sauce, cheese, and various region-specific toppings!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 324 - Chizza, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #NationalFriedChickenDay #BrianThompson