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It may have taken 26yrs, But Lou Bega has finally dropped a sequel to his biggest hit.

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A post partially hidden in a bush with a sign on it that reads Manhole No 5

Damn, I didn't realise it was that much.

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A flat map of the world with the header that says 'Prevalence of Colour Blindness in the World' but everything is red... even the tags that say high medium and low.

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Well... they're not wrong.

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Wait... do I make the ass and is it functional? Or is a DIY job on my own ass and what exactly does it alter? Because I have some ideas... and a lot more questions.

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A sign on a board, on a street corner. I think it's supposed to say DAISYS Open with an arrow pointing to the right.

However, whoever wrote the sign decided to spell the first word across 2 rows alternating a letter high and low.

So the sign actually reads

DIY ASS Open

I have a few questions about these DIY asses

Wait... the whites do what in eton?

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What she actually gets, vs what I've told her she's gonna get.

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Teacher (in primary school): Can you count backwards from 100?

Me: Yes

Teacher: Go ahead then.

Me: 100, 59, 58, 57....

Teacher: No, no, no... that's not right. Who told you to count like that?

Me: The microwave

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Well, the instructions were clear.

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A cup with a lid on it, there lid has the letter DP written on it, there are 2 straws inserted into the lid and cup.

If a croque madame, speaks to another croque madame about anything other than a croque monsieur.

That would pass the bechemel test.

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My newest insult is now thus.

'You're exactly the sort of person who should get promoted to CEO of an insurance company'

See if they're capable of figuring it out. 😆

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My printer keeps getting paper stuck.

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An Epson printer with ST written in front of it.

OK, this one wins Halloween costume for me.

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A young woman dressed as both Ash from the Evil Dead movies and Wednesday Addams....She's Ash Wednesday

She can't do anything right, I told her to pick up some 'coke' and there's not a bottle of cola in sight.

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A pile of groceries spread out, some vega cheese, some veggies, pasta, spinach along with lube and a 7" dildo

Did anyone remember to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong this morning?

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I wonder what their post was about?

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two white crosses and two wreaths are laid out in front of some trees and a wooden fence on a lawn.

The crosses and wreaths just happen to spell out the word toot.

Mastodon posts are known as toots.

I'm not even sorry.

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Women checking their DM's after posting a selfie.

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So what if I am...

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Guess my password

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