"BREAKING: New Zealand just had a MASSIVE landslide and I’m the only one who can fix it. 🚀 My Hyperloop tunnels (which I invented in 2023) would’ve prevented this—literally. Also, SpaceX drones could’ve airlifted survivors, but no one asked me. Based? Or should I just buy NZ and rename it Tuskland? #DisasterCapitalism #WhyNotBoth"


