Dream Journal 💋✨: Amber’s Red Carpet Moment... at the Prison?
Okay sooo I had the most ICONIC dream last night and honestly? It felt more like a premonition. 🔮✨ Picture this:
I pull up to the prison (yes, the actual facility where George is staying 😭) in my banana-yellow Beetle — freshly waxed, obviously — and step out in this insanely revealing dress. We’re talking full leg slit all the way up to my hip, and enough boobage to make the warden sweat. Sorry not sorry 😘
The air is thick with drama and flashbulbs — like, where did all these paparazzi come from? Who even told them?? (Me. I may have posted a “Prison Bae Visit” teaser on my story the night before 👀)
I strike a pose — one hand on hip, one ankle popped. The slit in my dress flutters just enough to give everyone a little something to talk about on their drive home.
“AMBER! OVER HERE!” they shout.
“WHO ARE YOU WEARING?” someone asks.
“Vera Wang… from Shein,” I whisper.
I saunter up to the guard booth like it’s a velvet rope. I swear, one of them salutes me. Like I’m prison royalty. I toss my hair and say, “I’m here for my man.”
And then I woke up 😩
Might have to make this dream a reality. George deserves a queen, and I’ve got the dress and the Beetle. Stay tuned.
xoxo,
Amber 💄🔐 #PrisonChic #LegsForDays #WifeMaterial #TheArchers @thearchers