Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. #YesICooked #lamb

Leftovers + our own garden, bitchezzz. #YesICooked

You: "Man, this guy msbellows makes some fantastic meals, and he presents them nicely; I wish I were that good a cook."

Me, after rummaging through the fridge for a late lunch on a slow day: "Hey, this spontaneously-invented fried spam and cream cheese sandwich with horseradish sauce on keto bread goes pretty well with this Hawaiian dark rum and caffeine-free Diet Coke served in this morning's unwanted coffee mug!" #YesICooked