👨‍🔬🔒 Behold the latest in academic wizardry: a paper with a title so cryptic you'd think it's the next Da Vinci Code! 🧙‍♂️✨ Apparently, "sugar-coated poison" is the new clickbait for bored scientists trying to jailbreak reality. Meanwhile, #arXiv proves they're on the cutting edge by hiring a #DevOps Engineer to fix their time machine. 🚀🔧
https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.05652 #academicwizardry #sugarcoatedpoison #timeMachine #HackerNews #ngated