"How could you do this to your little girl? You tried to drown me, and all I got out of it was the loss of my enchanting aroma!" - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

"Excuse me. My human. My person. You're eating a huge sandwich. Surely you can spare some of it with a poor, starving Airedale..." - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale : AIREFEST! So many dogs that looked like me, and that 'think' like me, and that act like me! And it tired me out for the ride home, too!
Me: And after last year with the food and the photobomb, you spent more time on your leash this year.
#dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale shows off her best "you weren't going to finish all of that sandwich, were you?" eyes. Of course, it worked. #dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale: Sure, I may look like I've got a cute smile, but those eyes just exude the death glare of "How dare you wash my beautiful girly stench away"
#dogsofmastodon

"I'm expanding my abilities. Now I don't just inspect curbside sofas and mattresses. Now I check out bathroom fixtures too!" - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale: More friends! There's Max and Alfie! Puppy Max is allowed to play as long as he doesn't bark, but will only bark if he likes you. He barked at me. Alfie is inspecting my girl parts. #dogsofmastodon

"Why does my human say I've been sniffing at the dirt?" - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale : See, I know how to properly use a chaise lounge. Bring it home for me! It isn't trash!
Me: It will never happen!
#dogsofmastodon

"My human made me wear my coat for my walkie! In April! Sulking time (but not until after the walk)" - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

There is no abandoned furniture too mangled for Mischief the #airedale to not climb on. #dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale :LOOK! A new abandoned couch! With new sniffs! PLEASE? Take it home for me!
Me: It will never happen.
#dogsofmastodon

"Last week it was my stink and today it was my curls! Don't let my smile fool you - it is sulking time. Sulk time can be reduced with goodies, though." - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

Sometimes it is nice to ditch the car which gives scope to walk a linear walk using public transport, in this case from #Airedale to #Wharfedale. Starting at Steeton and ending in Ilkley, you get good views and lots of interesting rocks to see. Details at tinyurl.com/4t9znr5e

"You're lucky I love you slightly more than I loved my aroma." - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

"Outside fun for me! Inside wet dog aroma for you!" - Mischief the #airedale #dogsofmastodon

"And there's even more snow coming! I'll have fun in it and look sharp while doing so!" - Mischief the #Airedale #dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale My human? I must point out something very important that happened! It SNOWED last night! SNOW! SNOW!
#dogsofmastodon

Mischief the #airedale: I know you won't bring home chairs or old mattresses you see in the trash. How about this busted table?
Me: Why do I buy you actual doggie toys?

Mavis gave her support throughout, and now gives her approval to send another wacky afghan to a new home. Especially now, let's do what we can to brighten each other's days and spirits. #AfghanCrochet #Crochet #Airedale