I had the #sniffles this morning, but I probably won't by tomorrow; and I think I saw god.

This is my unsolicited endorsement for #alkalol, which is like sending your best team outfitted with flamethrowers +10 into your sinuses to fuck shit up until morale improves.

Yes yes, you can dilute it or get the less-intense nasal spray, sure. OR you can pour a few teaspoons into your neti pot and have a germ-eradicating 60-second drug trip, emerging clean and sobbing and victorious. Your choice :)