@lauren

But he's the bigliest bestest dealmaker ever - how can you call it fantasy? He would never stoop to lying about a trade deal to try to make himself look more important and more successful than he actually is, would he?

T: We're having great trade negotiations with China!
China: Uh, we haven't talked to you at all.

T: We've just made the bigliest bestest deal with the UK!
UK: Well, we kinda made a deal, if you really want to blow it out of proportion...

T: We're punishing Canada for ... being the biggest purchaser of US exports in the world!
Canada: Elbows up! <makes many new deals with Europe and Asia>

#genius #moron #bigly #bigliest #bestest #Canada #USA #Trump #USPol #trade

@evdelen

Truly the bigliest, bestest dealmaker the world has ever seen. A yuuuge success.

Frankly, I think it was his thinking ahead to Europe, his next target, that made him change his mind. He realized he didn't want his next wife to cost 25% more.

#bigliest #bestest #yuuuge #cheater #FirstFelon #FirstLady

@lauren

Maybe he's building it in red states, to protect against blue states?

#moron #bigly #biglier #bigliest #MondoBigly