https://steady.substack.com/p/when-accountability-is-a-foreign
Meanwhile, in #Epstein land...
Where today "six men", including "very prominent" one(s), were exposed beneath #TrumpVirus / #justice #redaction ...
> When Accountability Is a Foreign Concept
> Resignations, firings, and investigations connected to Epstein abound abroad
- Dan Rather and Team Steady
#accountability #coverup #truth #TrumpEpsteinFiles #psychopathology #ToddlerKing #CaptainObvious
#MakeAmericaSane (ish?)
Rekordpreis für Gold — «Solange die Nachfrage hoch ist, ist auch der Goldpreis hoch» Eh, wow, damit hat jetzt niemand gerechnet. 😏 #CaptainObvious schlägt gnadenlos zu.
In today's thrilling episode of "Captain Obvious and the Case of the Hidden Camera," watch as a gadget does exactly what it's designed to do: find spy cameras! 🕵️♂️🔍 Astonishing! Next, we'll explore the groundbreaking revelation that water is wet. 💧🤯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1reman2waLs #CaptainObvious #HiddenCamera #SpyGadgets #WaterIsWet #MindBlowing #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
🚀🤔 BREAKING: Revolutionary advice reveals that taking small steps leads to success! Who knew?! 🤯 Apparently, if you want to achieve something, you should... wait for it... DO SOMETHING. 💡🤪 Subscribe for more groundbreaking #insights that Captain Obvious himself would envy. 📬✨
https://thinkhuman.com/take-one-small-step/ #RevolutionaryAdvice #SmallSteps #Success #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated
Bon je confirme : y fait froid 🥶 🥶 🥶
Mais du #velo par ces températures là en bordure de Seine, ça fait étrangement du bien !
Slusny ludia zvyknu taketo tvrdenia podlozit nejakymi cislami. Ale p. #MatúšŠutajEštok medzi slusnych ludi IMHO nepatri:
via @zomriofficial
heise online: Gutachten: US-Behörden haben weitreichenden Zugriff auf europäische Cloud-Daten https://www.heise.de/news/Gutachten-US-Behoerden-haben-weitreichenden-Zugriff-auf-europaeische-Cloud-Daten-11111043.html
#CaptainObvious #BadNews #Palantir
heise online: Gutachten: US-Behörden haben weitreichenden Zugriff auf europäische Cloud-Daten www.heise.de/news/Gutacht...
#CaptainObvious #BadNews #Palantir
Gutachten: US-Behörden haben w...
> ‘People Like Free Stuff’: Harvard Explores New Perks To Convince Students To Fill Out Surveys https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2025/12/4/survey-incentives-food-stickers/
Wow! Thank you #CaptainObvious
On side note, we struggle with the same here trying to get students who are overscheduled, overworked, and survey fatigued to do yet one more survey with all kinds of free bribery. Results vary, but that is another story.
👏 Oh, great! Another "genius" blog post reminding us that #outages shouldn't happen. Who knew?! 😲 But don't worry, everyone—Eduardo is here to save the day with cutting-edge #hindsight and a rehash of Captain Obvious's greatest hits! ✨🚀
https://ebellani.github.io/blog/2025/cloudflare-outage-should-not-have-happened-and-they-seem-to-be-missing-the-point-on-how-to-avoid-it-in-the-future/ #geniusblogging #CaptainObvious #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
J’arrive un chouïa après la bataille mais il y a un truc qu’il est important de noter : les scènes d’extérieur, notamment dans l’espace et sur les planètes éloignées, ont vachement progressé entre Star Trek (1966) et Star Trek : Strange New Worlds (2022).
@derwahremawa.bsky.social im Kriegsschiff bleibt die Suppe draußen, in der Schlachtschüssel nicht. #CaptainObvious
> A Qualitative Analysis of the Effects of the Government Shutdown on the Economy as of October 17, 2025 https://www.cbo.gov/publication/61822
FTA: "The magnitude of the effects of the shutdown will also depend on its duration. In CBO’s assessment, the negative effects of the shutdown on the economy will grow the longer the shutdown is in effect. "
Gee, thanks #CaptainObvious
Jeden dolezity #CaptainObvious:
#korupcia + #zdravotníctvo = #KorupciaZabíja
via @phanecak
https://mastodon.social/@phanecak/115391020845857610
Tot kedze kvoli ukradnutym peniazom nieko nevyliecia z liecitelneho (a.k.a. odvratitelne umrtia).
feuchtes Gras brennt scheiße. Für euch am Probieren.
Gee, thanks #CaptainObvious
> US Treasury chief says government shutdown is hitting economy
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-treasury-chief-says-government-shutdown-is-hitting-economy-2025-10-13/
🤣 Oh look, a software engineer discovers "var" in TypeScript! 🌟 Groundbreaking revelation: #JavaScript has multiple ways to declare variables! 💡 Next up: water is wet and fire is hot. Thanks for enlightening us, Captain Obvious! 🚀
https://vincentrolfs.dev/blog/ts-var #softwareengineering #TypeScript #programminghumor #technews #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated
Ah, yes, another profound revelation: friction good, comfort bad! 🙄 Clearly, we needed a deep dive into Captain Obvious’s diary to learn that struggle is character-building. And who knew that AI is the harbinger of our creative demise? 🤖🎨 Thank you, 2025 Nostradamus, for this groundbreaking wisdom!
https://jameelur.com/blog/overcoming-friction-leads-to-growth #frictionisgood #comfortisbad #AIandcreativity #characterbuilding #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated
🚨 Warning: If you’re being harassed by lasers, you might want to rethink your life choices. This "safety guide" 🤓 is really just a masterclass in stating the obvious—don't point lasers at aircraft, and maybe also not into people's eyes. Thanks for the groundbreaking advice on how not to go to jail, Captain Obvious. 👏
https://www.laserpointersafety.com/harassment.html #laserharassment #safetyguide #common-sense #lifechoices #aircraftsafety #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated
