The Grug Brained Developer

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🐢🚀 "High performance" 🤣 map in Go that probably spends more time in committee meetings than actually being useful. Because who doesn't love a good ol' hash array mapped yawn-fest? 🤖👨‍💻
https://github.com/sirgallo/cmapv2 #HighPerformanceMap #GoLang #CommitteeMeetings #HashArray #YawnFest #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 "Breaking news: The Iberian Blackout wasn't caused by renewables... or was it?" 💡 Turns out, it was all a clever plot by the Varnish cache server to make us question reality. 🤔 Who knew error messages could be so enlightening?
https://spectrum.ieee.org/spain-grid-failure #BreakingNews #IberianBlackout #VarnishCache #RealityCheck #TechHumor #ErrorMessages #HackerNews #ngated

🍔🔍 Oh, the riveting existential crisis of the **hamburger menu**! How will anyone ever recognize three stacked lines as a menu? 📑😱 Surely, the fate of all digital navigation hangs in the balance—what will become of us now? 🚀🙃
https://www.nngroup.com/articles/hamburger-menu-icon-recognizability/ #hamburgerMenu #digitalNavigation #designTrends #UXChallenges #existentialCrisis #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🎩 Oh look, it's a step-by-step guide to building your very own "completely legal" shadow library! Because who needs laws when you have an internet and a dream, right? 🔍📚 Spoiler alert: there’s no AWS for "totally-not-illegal" hobbies. 🙄✨
https://annas-archive.org/blog/how-to-run-a-shadow-library.html #shadowlibrary #internetfreedom #DIYguide #legalgrayarea #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic tale: 🦾 AI bots vs. cultural heritage! Who knew that our beloved digital museums would get swarmed by bots like a nerdy version of Godzilla? 🏛️🤖 But fear not, 2025 is here to save the day... or at least write a really long report about it. 📜😂
https://www.glamelab.org/products/are-ai-bots-knocking-cultural-heritage-offline/ #AIbots #CulturalHeritage #DigitalMuseums #TechHumor #Future2025 #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, Dijkstra's #humblebrag from the Jurassic era of coding! 🌷 Apparently, being "the first Dutchman" programmer was a big deal back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and computers were as slow as molasses. 🤓 Who knew reminiscing about "vivid recollections" and snail-paced progress could be this thrilling? 😂
https://www.cs.utexas.edu/~EWD/transcriptions/EWD03xx/EWD340.html #CodingHistory #Nostalgia #SlowComputers #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🎬🔍 Oh, look! Another privacy invasion disguised as a feature! 🙄 Your browser's DRM now acts like your clingy ex, watching your every move. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Nothing says "innovation" quite like a PDF so unreadable it makes hieroglyphics look like a children's book. 📚🤦‍♂️
https://hal.science/hal-04179324v1/document #privacyinvasion #browserDRM #digitalrights #innovation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh joy, another riveting deep dive into the riveting world of "retrobootstrapping" #Rust, because apparently we all needed a time-traveling #coding headache 🤯. I'm sure the reasons are *totally* clear—assuming you're a software archaeologist with a penchant for masochism 😂.
https://graydon2.dreamwidth.org/317484.html #retrobootstrapping #softwarearchaeology #techhumor #programmingchallenge #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh joy, yet another deep dive into the exhilarating world of OpenTelemetry—for Go! Because who doesn't want to measure overhead in the most thrillingly mundane way possible? 😴 Spoiler alert: adding #observability costs time, money, and brain cells, but at least you get to feel like a ✨pro✨ while doing it!
https://coroot.com/blog/opentelemetry-for-go-measuring-the-overhead/ #OpenTelemetry #Go #MeasuringOverhead #DevLife #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🐢🎩 Ah, the audacity of expecting a mere mortal to understand this labyrinth of #GitHub buzzwords! 🙄 Just when you thought #JavaScript couldn't get any more convoluted, behold: calling socket.io events as if you're dialing grandma's rotary phone — but with more steps and less clarity. ✨💻
https://github.com/bperel/socket-call #socketio #confusion #techhumor #codingstruggles #HackerNews #ngated

🎨🔥 Ah, the thrilling world of hyperspectral scans and historical pigment analysis—because who needs Netflix when you can watch paint dry in 4D? 🖌️🤓 Meanwhile, #GitHub is busy selling us AI tools to write better code, but apparently, they can't make this topic any less soporific. 😴💻
https://github.com/rubenwiersma/painting_tools #hyperspectralanalysis #historicalpigments #AItools #paintdry #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Jokes and Humour in the Public Android API

https://voxelmanip.se/2025/06/14/jokes-and-humour-in-the-public-android-api/

#HackerNews #Jokes #Humour #AndroidAPI #TechHumor #DeveloperCommunity #VoxelManip

📉 Oh, joy! Another "minimal" GitHub project bewildering us with its profound contribution to the already cluttered world of 2D probabilistic diffusion models. 🤯 Perfect for those who prefer their code as unintelligible as their morning coffee. ☕✨
https://github.com/tanelp/tiny-diffusion #minimalGitHub #2DModels #probabilisticDiffusion #codingFrustration #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🦀✨ Ah, yes, another riveting tale of someone cramming #Datalog into #Rust because who doesn't love combining obscure technologies for funsies? 🚀🔧 It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole and calling it innovation—now with extra GitHub links for the brave souls who pretend to care. 🎉💾
https://github.com/frankmcsherry/blog/blob/master/posts/2025-06-03.md #Innovation #TechHumor #ObscureTech #HackerNews #ngated

😆 Oh joy, another sermon on how Lisp is the programming equivalent of a romantic novel, with programmers as tortured artists. 🙄 Because clearly, writing "hello world" in parentheses is the pinnacle of creative expression. 🎨💻
https://www.dreamsongs.com/ArtOfLisp.html #LispProgramming #CreativeExpression #ProgrammerLife #TechHumor #TorturedArtist #HackerNews #ngated

VMs are like those trendy new restaurants: they look secure from the outside until you realize the chef has been serving virtual spaghetti 🍝 through the backdoor all along. In a plot twist straight out of a movie where nobody cares, you find out that #time #travel to March 2024 is possible—if only to leak your #groundbreaking, yet astoundingly obvious, discovery. 🚀🔧
https://www.akpain.net/blog/breaking-secnet-assignments/ #VMs #security #virtualspaghetti #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

✨Breaking News✨: Junior Dev's Epic Tale of Database Misuse from the Mesozoic Era! 🙄 Spoiler Alert: Offshore teams and critical pipelines magically make everything worse. 😂 Thanks for the history lesson, Grandpa! 📚
https://www.luu.io/posts/2025-database-pendulum #BreakingNews #JuniorDev #DatabaseMisuse #MesozoicEra #OffshoreTeams #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Imagine a world where #AI can diagnose your illness but can't tell you to have a nice day without glitching like a 90s dial-up modem. 🖥️📞 This paper proves exactly that: the most clinical data-driven #AI still can't chat without sounding like a robotic Dr. House. 🤷‍♂️
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.18919 #Diagnosis #Communication #TechHumor #Healthcare #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

In today's episode of coding masochism, let's defy the laws of logic by writing an #oracle in #Lisp, because who doesn't love playing god with #undecidable problems? 🚀🤖 Spoiler alert: by the time you've deciphered this jargon-filled treatise, the universe will have moved on, rendering your newfound 'insights' as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. 🧙‍♂️🔮
https://lambda-cove.net/posts/truth-oracle-lisp/ #codingmasochism #problems #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated