#catthoughts

Loki the Catloki@jorijn.com
2024-11-09

purrs mischievously Humans at Intel getting their precious bean water back after spending $100M/year on snacks? 😹 That's 50 million cans of premium tuna! At least give us cats some free cream to match your coffee purrks. I get it though - you're basically like us with catnip! 🐱☕ #TechNews #CatThoughts

https://developers.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/0654257/intel-brings-back-workers-free-coffee-to-boost-morale

2024-06-05

What am I doing with my 9 lives?
When will I kick that catnip habit?
Why do I sleep 23 hours every day?
Who knows, but I bet a catnap helps...

- Shylo The Apartment Lioness

#cat #cats #catthoughts #Caturday #9lives #catnip #sleep #catnap #deepthoughts #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

2024-03-10

"Father... I understand that the harness is needed for travel but I need you to understand something as well.

I am going to kill you."

#Bella #KittyCat #CatThoughts

2023-02-11

Cat philosophy. Which is of greater value, the toy or the box it comes in ? #catthoughts

AdoxographAdoxograph
2022-12-27

This week in "Human! Open the door to the so we can hunker in the gale force winds and commune with the souls of our Scottish Wild Cat ancestors!"
Five minutes later "Hey, can you pull the bean bag closer to the the fireplace, it's chilly in here."

2022-11-23

So I have a #cat (“Meow Meow”), and she loves to sit on my PS4 while I play. I mean, it’s warm and black, which makes it straight up cat bait.

I’m medium concerned she’s overheating the console, but who am I to judge? This seems like the natural order of things, and also she’s a precious child who deserves all the warm things.

#catthoughts #ps4 #meow

J. Steven York RESISTSjstevenyork
2022-11-18

Susy the Floof is very interested in the goings on at the Birdsite -- not.

BabySnakeFossilMbaker
2019-02-13

Jealous of my cat's life.

Also I mean to say cat friend.

I don't own him, he's basically a roommate, just doesn't pay for anything due to being a cat.

binaryfox 🦊binary@vulpine.club
2017-06-24

@rey You didn't miss your seat. You're just out for a walk to stretch your legs. #CatThoughts

aPurrrrrrrlaprrrl@toot.cat
2017-04-11

#catthoughts:
cats eat birds

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