#chost

2025-06-13

I don't like paper money. We should phase it out and replace it with coins. Get rid of the $0.01, $0.05, and $0.10 coins and add some new ones. Like, we're overdue for a $2 coin, Canada has had one for ages. We should also have something worth more than that, maybe a $10 coin or something.

For really big purchases, you have checks and cards. I understand checks and cards. They're just a fancy IOU, a physical representation of "I'll have my bank send it to your bank." They can be whatever the hell you want.

But cash? Cash should be made of metal. Paper cash just feels wrong. It's not heavy enough. Cash should be heavy. Except at strip clubs, but even strip clubs have started moving to the $2 bill so I think we're overdue to ditch the $1 bill at least.

#usa #money #chost #pennies

2025-06-02

πŸ…ΎοΈπŸœβ©πŸ‘πŸ’ŽπŸ‘‡

o moku e monsi kiwen mi

#chost #tokipona #sitelen_musi #sitelen_jelo #futurama

2025-06-02

πŸ¦„ AAAAALWAYS,

#chost

2025-05-29

the thing about being a jack of many trades is that I have impostor syndrome in all of them

#chost

2025-05-28

roko's modern basilisk

#chost

2025-05-26

pokemon mystery dungeon but its logical journey of the zoombinis

#chost #idea

2025-05-25

moku mama a!

moku o mama a!

o kama sona e nimi "o". ni ken awen lon.

#chost #toki_pona #sitelen_musi

2025-05-25

jan Misali's greatest contribution has been making people aware of the massive overlap between fans of decimal alternatives, conlangs, and rhythm heaven

I'd like to add that I've noticed this overlap extends to: icehouse, xkcd, card games, furries, computer science...

really this is all just the Godel Escher Bach expanded fandom

is there like... a forum for that

#chost #GEB

2025-05-17

loss.jpg is the visual equivalent of a wilhelm scream

#chost #im_proud_of_this_one

irina πŸ‡πŸŒ·:eggbug:irina@critter.cafe
2025-05-17

if you pose a logical paradox to a bunny, they just flop and have a little nap until they forget about it

#chost

irina πŸ‡πŸŒ·:eggbug:irina@critter.cafe
2025-05-16

mc: we know you like our performers in bunny suits, so now welcome to the burlesque stage... the bunny rabbit 😘

rabbit hops out into stage, starts sniffing around, does a little diggy. binkies.

#???? #chost

2025-05-08

im so mature

#chost #math

a miniature abacus with its beads shifted to form the number 8008135. the joke is that on a digital calculator, this would look like the word "boobies".
2025-05-05

"fallout boy? thats the guy on your wrist computer, right? he does the big thumbs up?"

#chost #fallout4 #videogames

2025-05-04

Good software, as opposed to service software,

#chost #sell_me_a_file

2025-05-02

7 LETTERS: mythical chocolate serpent that killed both hydrox and cleopatra

#chost #crossword

2025-04-26

milk as a service

#chost

irina πŸ‡πŸŒ·:eggbug:irina@critter.cafe
2025-04-14

miles 'tails' prower in a sailor suit - nautical miles prower, also known as 'knots'

#chost

2025-04-13

rebooting into windows to export my OBS settings feels like i imagine it would to show up at your ex's house to collect your manga

#chost

2025-04-11

"oh right, tomorrow is your monday, is it not?"

"it's not 'my' monday, it's everyone's monday, Ax."

#chost #animorphs

2025-04-07

calvin's dad meme:

all kinks are either pillow or knife.

feeding? pillow. orgasm denial? knife.

despite the use of pillows, breathplay is knife.

#tag_meta #chost

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