#damnyouautocorrect

2025-04-29

Handig hè, #autocorrectie.

Dat je zin "en zo word ik", automatisch wordt aangepast naar "en zo wordt ik".

Heel fijn.

#StopZelfNadenkenDomStukSoftware
#DamnYouAutocorrect

KOSMISK KOALAfanden@helvede.net
2025-03-13

DR kan ikke rigtig finde ud af, hvad public service-begrebet handler om i denne artikel: På den ene side informerer de om at fartbegrænsningen på elektriske fatbikes kan brydes med et tryk på nogle knapper.

God forbruger- og trafiksikkerhedsinfo, mange tak! Samtidig viser de også i en video, hvordan man hurtigt og enkelt kan softwaretune sin elcykel til at køre 45 km/t 🤦

dr.dk/nyheder/indland/jens-bru

Edit: #damnyouautocorrect

I don't use #Autocorrect because every time I turn it on, it halters all I penned to expresso into something unclearish.

With autocorrect running wild, even the most iconic sunbathers may escalator into unfounded avocados directed at someone’s parrot.

Thanks to autocorrect, computation through tax has become a craze of inept tuba and misunderstood standings.

It's not for me.
#DamnYouAutocorrect

Nicolas Hoizeynhoizey@mamot.fr
2024-12-25
BeefGriller (He/Him/His)BeefGriller@dice.camp
2024-11-07

@MichaelPhillips Oh, wow- what a #DamnYouAutocorrect moment! :apartyblobcat:

I’m going to edit to add what I meant, but keep the original intact because it’s hilarious.

Peter KassenaarPeterKassenaar
2024-05-20

@renewiersma "activiteiten"? In bedoelde "actualiteiten".

2024-05-02

@valberg @Eg0nJN A-hahaha! HvidløgsSMØR ffs #damnyouautocorrect

2024-04-30

Autocorrect just changed 'big kahuna' to Kaduna in a text I was sending. I now know Kaduna is a word, and it's a former capital in northwestern Nigeria.

I guess I should be happy for the learning experience.

#DontChangeMyWords #DamnYouAutocorrect

Andreas H. Opsvik :kageaasen:tanketom@tutoteket.no
2024-03-14

Eg fann ein in the wild!

Komfyrinstruksjonen min kan fortelje meg at informasjonskapslar bør steikast på 180 grader.

#damnyouautocorrect #NorskTut

Småbakst
Mat                                Temperatur (*C)
Informasjonskapsler    180
Wannabe Astronautspace_cadet@aus.social
2024-02-07

The AIs are currently hunting through the Internet to track down the evil meatbag who coined the hashtag #damnyouautocorrect

They are pissed

Someone's gonna get their internet permanently cut off by a sentient virus

Peter Drake HAS MOVEDpeterdrake@qoto.org
2023-11-15

Today's model from the origami fold-a-day calendar could become an xmas present, but who gives a flying duck? #DamnYouAutocorrect #origami

Origami model labeled in the instructions as "flying duck".
Steven Op de beeckstevenodb
2023-11-14

@siracusa obviously and I love it, but I had tomato*

* to ask

Steven Op de beeckstevenodb
2023-10-02

@toon een compilatie fout in he5 B3 site geval, een runtime error in het slechtste geval

elliot 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈els76uk@mas.to
2023-09-24

iPhone users: struggling to make the keyboard add apostrophes automatically in, for example, I’ll and we’re, rather than autocorrecting to illuminate or werewolf? Just type the final letter twice, so illl becomes I’ll and weree becomes we’re.

You’re welcome!

#iphone #Apple #tip #autocorrect #iOS17 #DamnYouAutocorrect

David Larletdavid@larlet.fr
2023-09-14
Je tape « Au moins c'est déployable » dans mon journal et ça veut me corriger en « Au moins c'est déplorable ». Ironie.
Jessica F. McGrathjfmcgrath@hachyderm.io
2023-09-05

texting with a friend and accidentally sent the phrase 'shit from a cannon'.

Training autocorrect to curse has finally backfired on me. #DamnYouAutoCorrect

2023-08-11

@StellaQuasten ik zie nu dat de #damnyouautocorrect er supergrote vliegjesval van had gemaakt. Ik bedoelde superGOEDE!

ReneDamkotReneDamkot
2023-07-08

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