#damnyouautocorrect

Wannabe Astronautspace_cadet@aus.social
2025-11-21
2025-11-10

@kgjenkins Ha. I wish that were so, but #DamnYouAutocorrect.

*cachupa (Porra, de todos os autocorrects, este?!) #damnyouautocorrect

2025-10-05

That was a nice #damnyouautocorrect
Me typing : adult wood pigeon
Autocorrect : a duly wood pigeon

2025-09-17

Nee Google. Ik wil niet afspreken in "Toets Hans". Wie is Hans? En waarom denk je dat dit logischer is dan "Rietschans"?

#DamnYouAutocorrect

2025-08-31

My pawpaws were showing drought stress, so I put a reminder on my calendar to water them. Only Siri thought I said "Order Popeye's" and now I'm craving fried chicken.

#MisheardPrompts
#DamnYouAutocorrect

2025-08-28

Seriously? I was typing "kudos" and autocorrect kept trying to turn it into "nudes".

The number of times I have typed "nudes" on my phone is (seriously) about... zero?

#damnYouAutocorrect

"Are" not "saree", but it might make for a really cool saree with a bit of extra colour. #damnYouAutocorrect

Swapnil Hiremath 🍁🇨🇦hswapnil.medsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-08-06

*Laura Dember I meant #DamnYouAutoCorrect

Er…abolitionist, that is. #DamnYouAutoCorrect

2025-04-29

Handig hè, #autocorrectie.

Dat je zin "en zo word ik", automatisch wordt aangepast naar "en zo wordt ik".

Heel fijn.

#StopZelfNadenkenDomStukSoftware
#DamnYouAutocorrect

infernalsk majeskægfanden@helvede.net
2025-03-13

DR kan ikke rigtig finde ud af, hvad public service-begrebet handler om i denne artikel: På den ene side informerer de om at fartbegrænsningen på elektriske fatbikes kan brydes med et tryk på nogle knapper.

God forbruger- og trafiksikkerhedsinfo, mange tak! Samtidig viser de også i en video, hvordan man hurtigt og enkelt kan softwaretune sin elcykel til at køre 45 km/t 🤦

dr.dk/nyheder/indland/jens-bru

Edit: #damnyouautocorrect

2025-02-14

I don't use #Autocorrect because every time I turn it on, it halters all I penned to expresso into something unclearish.

With autocorrect running wild, even the most iconic sunbathers may escalator into unfounded avocados directed at someone’s parrot.

Thanks to autocorrect, computation through tax has become a craze of inept tuba and misunderstood standings.

It's not for me.
#DamnYouAutocorrect

Nicolas Hoizeynhoizey@mamot.fr
2024-12-25
BeefGriller (Antifa Proud!)BeefGriller@dice.camp
2024-11-07

@MichaelPhillips Oh, wow- what a #DamnYouAutocorrect moment! :apartyblobcat:

I’m going to edit to add what I meant, but keep the original intact because it’s hilarious.

Peter KassenaarPeterKassenaar
2024-05-20

@renewiersma "activiteiten"? In bedoelde "actualiteiten".

2024-05-02

@valberg @Eg0nJN A-hahaha! HvidløgsSMØR ffs #damnyouautocorrect

2024-04-30

Autocorrect just changed 'big kahuna' to Kaduna in a text I was sending. I now know Kaduna is a word, and it's a former capital in northwestern Nigeria.

I guess I should be happy for the learning experience.

#DontChangeMyWords #DamnYouAutocorrect

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