> Thank you for calling the dragon support hotline. You may now press
> 1 for technical support
> 2 for human resources
> 3 for dragon transformation
3
> An agent will shortly dispatch a payload containing a high dose of dragonizing radiation in your area. Rest assured, this process is completely safe and has been peer reviewed by [BEEP]
*end of call*
#dragonposting
It is 0456 and I'm not even eepy. Went to bed right after sunset and wake up right before sunrise :dragnblanket:
This is that a long holidays done with a dragon :dragnthinkhappy:
Dragons against fascism.
RISC-V has a secret overclocking mode which can be activated by a rawr
Will the raid controller rebuild the array faster if I rawr at it?
Don't worry, if you rawr long enough you will eventually tf
what do you mean I have to refactor? Refactoring's boringgggg Tech Debt? Never heard of that. How dare you suggest my code is substandard, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOU ARE TALKING TO A DRAGON?!
I'm not kidding by the way, these servers will literally explode if there aren't enough dragons
System integrity requires a steady influx of dragons
Dragons are proud of themselves.
Be like dragons: be proud of yourself.
to rawr or not to rawr
not really a question
you always rawr
Nix dwagon
Chat, are we dragon?
The Fediverse is truly awesome. Built on ActivityPub, you can share almost anything you want!
*the camera turns to a bunch of dragons screaming "The Dragon!" at each other, foxes posting about being "eepy" and cats being cats.*
#dragonsofmastodon #CatsOfMastodon #foxesofmastodon #dragon #dragonposting
Chat, how do I dragon?
Every time you think about greed, DON'T think of dragons.
Think of billionaires.
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