🤔 Oh great, another ex-ad guru turned tech philosopher pontificating on the riveting world of I/O multiplexing. Who knew dodging pop-up ads would qualify you to decipher the cryptic nuances of `select`, `poll`, and `epoll`? 🚀 Maybe next they'll teach us how to cast spells with `kqueue`! 😂
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