🚀🔄 Ah, the age-old debate of whether "fast" and "slow" in #programming means anything at all, or if it's just a cosmic joke engineers tell at parties. 👩‍💻🕒 Congrats, you've dissected #nanoseconds, only to realize the real problem is your code doesn't even work. 🤦‍♂️
https://jerf.org/iri/post/2025/the_uselessness_of_fast/ #fastvs #slow #codinghumor #engineeringdebate #codefail #HackerNews #ngated