#izzyHands

2025-05-25

🏴‍☠️ Con O'Neill

There's a new Momentus event with Con O'Neill on May 31, 2025! You can also get a signed lithograph!

Visit Momentus for more information: shopstands.com/collections/pir

(Image source: instagram.com/p/DJcMwIOIl37)

(5/13) @izzycanyon

#ConONeill #IzzyBaresAll #IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

Graphic with a photo of a shirtless, scowling Con O'Neill as Izzy Hands on a dark green background, with a banner at the bottom that reads, “Izzy Bares All with Con O'Neill, a live virtual event.” At the top, Con has added: “Be afraid .. be very afraid x.” There is also an insert of a second image: a framed, coloured lithograph of shirtless Izzy seen from behind, his head turned so his face is seen in profile. Above the insert, a small banner reads, “Upgrade your ticket and receive a signed lithograph!”A closer view of the mentioned lithograph. The background is green with black ink splotches, and a long poem is written next to Izzy, with Con's signature at the bottom.
2025-04-22

Someone please take the photo mode away from me, I clearly can't be trusted with it.

#BaldursGate3 #BG3 #BG3PhotoMode #IzzyHands

Baldur's Gate 3 photo mode pic of Izzy, a hairy male dwarf who is dressed in a very skimpy fish-scale dress, showing a lot of cleavage and the whole length of his legs. The only thing the dress properly covers are his arms and shoulders, but I guess you could say he's decent. Izzy is lying on his side on a cow-hide rug, in front of a lit fireplace. He's leaning on one arm and looking into the camera, smiling.
2025-04-16

Just Izzy and CJ chilling at the campfire, nothing to see here, move along.

#BG3 #BG3PhotoMode #IzzyHands #CJIzzy #CalicoJack #OFMD

Baldur's Gate 3 photo mode screenshot, showing a dwarf that looks a lot like Izzy Hands and a half-elf that looks like Calico Jack (at least if you squint). They are relaxing next to a campfire that's not in the picture, but the glow of fire illuminates them. Both look at the camera, light smirk on their faces. Izzy is half-lying on his side, CJ is sitting next to him.
2025-02-26
2025-02-23

🧵 (12/13)

:ofmdPirateFlagCat: Our Flag Means Fanfiction

Another episode of Our Flag Means Fanfiction is live, and this time it's The Fang (aka Kevin) Episode!
Check it out on your favorite podcast platform via their linktr.ee: linktr.ee/ofmff
(Image source: instagram.com/p/DF8EPIlvq22)

Special debrief of the "Izzy Into Me" Momentus event by the Gay Pirate News Hour side of Our Flag Means Fanfiction! youtube.com/watch?v=WPBOgXAkFd
(Image source: instagram.com/p/DF53vyVSsSn)

#OFMDRecaps #OurFlagMeansFanFiction #OFMFF #OFMDFang #FangOFMD #GayPirateNewsHour #IzzyIntoMe #IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDRecaps

Title card for the Fang Episode of the Our Flag Means Fanfiction podcast. It features a black & white production still of Fang smoking his pipe while standing at the ship's wheel. The photo is cut out and pasted onto a picture of an orange slice with pink lines radiating out from its center like rays of light. The podcast & episode title are written at the bottom, next to an orange circle with the text 'AKA the Kevin episode'.Title card for Gay Pirate Debrief. Next to a grainy black & white picture of Ed shouting about Stede’s lovely letter, it reads: 'We discuss Izzy Into Me - Gay Pirate Debrief, Wednesday February 12, Noon Pacific, 3 PM Eastern.' In the bottom right corner is the YouTube Logo and the ‘Our Flag Means Fanfiction’ podcast logo.
2025-02-23

🧵 (5/13)

🏴‍☠️ Con O'Neill

The latest OFMD Momentus Event went out without a hitch! In case you didn't get to join, there were some surprise guests - Kristian, Samba, and Vico!

One of our crewmates, @ringasunn, wrote fics just for the occasion and they were read by our cast members! These fics are Izzy centric and NSFW!

The video was uploaded to YouTube, but YouTube took it down for mature content, so if you'd like a copy, you can access it here: drive.google.com/file/d/1ySOWC

Con also wrote everyone a note after the fact:
"After today's event I fell into a deep sleep and woke myself up with my screams I am now on my way to find a priest ...thanks to my fellow pirates @/PuertoRicaNinja @/KristianNairn @/SambaSchutte and the lovely @/CharlieCapen for arranging it all .... love is a weapon. Use it x"
(Source: instagram.com/p/DF4LuGJpWX9)

#ConONeill #IzzyIntoMe #IzzyHands #OFMDRecaps

Instagram Story with a photo of a screen showing Con, Samba, Vico, Kristian and a sign language interpreter on a video call. Text above the photo reads: ‘This is just the best little treat.’ Tagged accounts: ONeill.Con, SambaSchutte, PuertoRicaNinja (Vico), KristianNairn, BeMoment.us.Another photo from the event. Another person, Ringa Sunn, has joined the video call and is waving enthusiastically at the camera with both hands. A green circle has been drawn around them, as well as a pink arrow pointing at them. Text below reads: ‘Ringa – writer of superb smut, SpookyScaryGenderfuck on AO3. Also they sell pretty sick pins on Etsy – check out @ TinnedPineapple to see em!’ 3 accounts have been tagged at the bottom of the image: QueerWitches, RingaSunn and HaroldsHaunt.Selfie of Con sitting in a car. He is looking at the camera with a neutral expression, his eyes just visible behind a pair of sunglasses.
2025-02-12

🧵 (18/20)

💗 Fan Spotlight: Our Flag Means Fanfiction

OFMFF had their Sprizzy episode for Sprizzy week!

🔗 Linktree: linktr.ee/ofmff

(Image source: instagram.com/p/DFT-ecSPUy8)

#OurFlagMeansFanFiction #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDFanfic #OFMDFanFiction #SprizzyWeek #Sprizzy #IzzyHands #LuciusSpriggs #OFMDRecaps

Title card for the Sprizzy Episode of the Our Flag Means Fanfiction podcast. It features a black & white production still from a scene that didn't make it into the show, where Izzy grabs Lucius by the hair and pulls him in, bringing their faces so close that their noses touch and making Lucius wince. The photo is cut out and pasted onto a picture of an orange slice with pink lines radiating out from its center like rays of light. The podcast & episode title are written at the bottom, next to an orange circle with the text 'the greatest romance that never happened'.
Laura 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈lowrah@gaypirates.club
2025-02-06

Oh shit, David is dropping the ring lore 😭😭😭

catodon.social/notes/a2c1wx8hh

(Scroll down to the asterisk for the latest update!)

@ofmd
#OurFlagMeansDeath #DavidJenkins #OFMDChristmasSpecial #IzzyHands

2025-01-25

🧵 (12/13)

💗 Fan Weeks

:ofmdPirateFlagCat: Sprizzy Sugar & Spice Week

It's Sprizzy Week (Jan 20-26) for all you Lucius x Izzy Fans out there! They've got their prompts and bingo cards up if you'd like to participate or just check it out!

Follow them on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/xoxosprizzy.b

:ofmdPirateFlagCat: OFMD Aro/Ace Week 2025

There's a fabulous week coming up March 23-29, 2025!

"OFMD Aro/Ace Week is fan event for creation & sharing of fanfic & art focused on asexual and aromantic identities. This is a week to celebrate the beautiful spectrum of a-spec identities and experiences in the OFMD community!"

🔗 Carrd: ofmdaroaceweek.carrd.co
🦋 Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/ofmdaroacewee

#OFMDRecaps #OurFlagMeansDeath #SprizzyWeek #Sprizzy #IzzyHands #LuciusSpriggs #OFMDAroAceWeek

Image description from the linked Bluesky account: A bingo card for Sprizzy Sugar & Spice Week. Prompts are: Gingerbread house making competition, office holiday party, holiday wedding, Christmas tree farmer Izzy and cityboy Lucius, Seasonal card making, YouTube star Lucius’ Holiday videos, Bid-on-a-bachelor Holiday charity event, Watching Holiday Horror Movies, Holiday Season at the BDSM club!Image description from the linked Bluesky account: Sprizzy Sugar & Spice Week bingo card. Prompts are: cinnamon, trimmings, candy canes, snow, ginger, tree, tinsel, fireworks, nutmeg.Screenshot showing part of the text on the OFMD Aro/Ace Week 2025 Carrd: 'Welcome! OFMD Aro/Ace Week is fan event for creation & sharing of fanfic & art focused on asexual and aromantic identities. This is a week to celebrate the beautiful spectrum of a-spec identities and experiences in the OFMD community! Okay, so When is This? March 23-29, 2025. And Where is This Happening? Wherever you'd like! We have an account on Twitter and Bluesky (see links below), but if you want to share this on any other social media site (especially if you're not on Twt or Bsky, because honestly I don't blame you), you're more than welcome! And of course, many people will post their works on Ao3 as well or cross-post on social media.'
2025-01-18

🧵 (5/13)

:ofmdPirateFlagCat: Con O'Neill

There's a new Momentus event coming on February 9 at 10am PT / 1pm ET, this time with Con!

You can buy tickets for $25 on the Momentus website: shopstands.com/collections/pir

#OFMDRecaps #ConONeill #MomentusEvents #OurFlagMeansDeath #IzzyIntoMe #IzzyHands @izzycanyon

Promo graphic for the Momentus event, with a heart-shaped 'cut-out' containing a photo of Izzy's face. Below is written in swoopy letters: 'Izzy into me? With Con O'Neill - a Valentines's Day event'. The background of the image is a pattern of hearts inside double diamond shapes, in a hot pink to teal colour gradient.Screenshot of the Momentus event description: 'Roses are red Violets are blue. Blah blah blah blah ... fuck you!!' - Probably Izzy Hands. Some say Valentine’s Day is a commercial holiday preying upon people in and out of love. Well, maybe. But Izzy Hands AKA Con O’Neill, star of stage and screen including HBO/Max’s The Penguin, Chernobyl, and Our Flag Means Death, is here to help make this Valentine’s Day one to remember… With poems, songs, filth and smut, this first-rate first mate knows how to serenade, seduce, and sizzle with the best of them! Event date: February 9th. Event time: 10 AM PT / 1 PM ET. Event location: online. Izzy will be bringing his wisdom about love, courtship, and not being a useless fucking fucker when it comes to Valentine's Day and relationships! Content advisory: There will be fuckery, so be forewarned. Not for the faint of heart or for people who always wear pants. This event is also the perfect gift for that special someone in your life or, indeed, for someone you loathe!!! So 'come' along or gift-invite this to a fellow crew mate you’d like to spend some 'special' time with… Note: Meet & Greets may sell out. More may be added without notice as they become available.
2025-01-14

Sharing this here because I didn't know about it:
There's gonna be a Valentine event with Con O'Neill for a good cause!!!

Check all the details on Stands:
shopstands.com/collections/pir

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath @ofmd
#IzzyHands

Izzy Hands inside a heart.
The text below reads:
"Izzy into me?
With Con O'Neill 
A Valentine's Day Event"
My frame for the Unicorn Frames, frame #224

https://linktr.ee/unicornframes

#ofmd #izzyhands #izzycanyon
A screen repaint of Izzy Hands reading his unicorn note: he is standing on the front of the ship, smiling. Behind him there's the sail of a ship visible.
My 2nd piece for #edizzy zine in collaboration with lustig who wrote this amazing piece to accompany it - A Taste of Paradise

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/151405567?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_824482345

#ofmd #izzyhands #edwardteach #izzycanyon
Ed and Izzy kissing: Izzy is pressing Ed onto a brick wall behind him, his leg between Ed's thighs. They're both dressed in leathers that are shining in the purple light.
Posted for the Angsty Edizzy Autumn 2024 for the prompt Murder/Suicide

Lyrics from Suicide Romantics by Des Rocs

#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach #izzycanyon
Happy edizzy week Feb 2024
Prompt: Mermaids

#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach #izzycanyon
Ed and Izzy as merfolk: Ed as half octopus, Izzy as half Siamese fighting fish. They look at each other with adoration as they float through the ocean
And I want your nightmares, the ghost in your doorway. Your paralyzed sleep and your—
I want you, butterfly, I want you, sailor
I am your lover and I am your jailor
-Spiracle by Flower Face

#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #izzycanyon
Izzy is kneeling in front of Ed, he is visible from head to his waist, shirtless, smiling. His head is tilted to the side. We can see a bubble speech saying "Eddie." Ed is visible from behind, he has jeans on that are ripped in a few places, his belt is unbuckled. In the background there are lyrics of Flower Face's song "Spiracle"
Piece I've done for the steddyhands zine

#ofmd #steddyhands #izzyhands #izzycanyon
A closeup of ed, izzy and stede: izzy is on top of stede and they are kissing, ed is above stede and either whipering to izzy's ear or about to kiss or bite his ear, his left hand is on stede's shoulder

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