The Great Kentucky Meat Shower. Sounds like a Les Claypool side project.
#kcturtlemo
NO clowning!
#Vintage National Safety Council #posters #kcturtlemo
I googled this... because I can usually find some forum where people are discussing how they all do the same weird thing... but I can't find any other people who feel an overwhelming compulsion to spit when they're cleaning the bathroom. It also happens sometimes when I'm washing dishes or doing other chores with water. Like, my mouth starts to salivate overtime, and I NEED to spit. WTF is this? #kcturtlemo
We need to create a word, or phrase, or a universal "law", to describe how objects you drop always roll underneath furniture, or all the way to the other side of the room. Like, why tf can't things just drop straight down and not disappear?
My old neighborhood .. Never went into this house, even though I drove by constantly. Beautiful place #kcturtlemo
https://fox4kc.com/news/historic-independence-mansion-to-make-appearance-in-movie/
I thought it was goofy because it was supposed to look she made it herself. If it looked great, it wouldn't be so believable. As a shy girl, I don't think she'd make a form-flattering dress, so it made sense for the character. I would cry too though. Lol
#80sMovies #PrettyinPink #JohnHughes #kcturtlemo
Molly Ringwald 'Burst into Tears' Over Pretty in Pink Prom Dress: 'No One Can Really Look Good in This'
https://people.com/molly-ringwald-pretty-in-pink-prom-dress-made-her-cry-8602699
This is a real ad I just saw in my facebook feed. I cannot stress W T F enough.
There is no such thing as unconditional love. Everyone gets something out of every relationship. Transactional love is a real conversation.
The word "transaction" suggests material goods, but we *give* people our attention, our affection, our ears, and our time... Everything is conditional.
People always talk about the wonderful, "unconditional" love that dogs have for their owners.
The conditions are providing them with shelter, clean water, food, belly rubs, play time, and medical care. Oh, and dogs not really having much choice in the matter.
I want to click on it, but I'm afraid of what it will do to my algorithm #FacebookAds #wtf #kcturtlemo
I wish trees could be colorful all year round. I suppose getting this beauty once a year makes it more magical 🍁 #kcturtlemo
Love these videos. Educational and funny #kcturtlemo
#TheMoreYouKnow How to get rid of demons 🤔 #kcturtlemo
Is this not a universal thing? It just makes sense to have around 🤷🏽♀️ #kcturtlemo
Bother me with your BS at 7am and you will quickly discover I am not friendly #kcturtlemo
I don't suppose it would ever occur to the annoying chatty coworker that if people really wanted to be their friend, they would ask for their personal phone number & spend time with them outside of work. 🤨 #EnergyVampires #kcturtlemo
It's truly exhausting trying to plan meals every day. I wish I was a robot so I could just charge up. No waste would be a plus.
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