#llmfail

2025-11-21

That's some next level Bond villain shite!

Imagine having an ego that requires that kind of virtual massaging... by what amounts to a pre-programmed bot.

rollingstone.com/culture/cultu

#prayforhumanity #itisnotAI #LLM #LLMFAIL #LLMprogrammingFAIL #internet

2025-09-01

Können wir bitte aufhören, LLMs zu benutzen? Ich habe gerade ein bisschen mit rufus ai (beta) von amazon gespielt.

Nein, LLMs "verstehen" nichts.

#aiFail #llmFail #llm #ai #ki

Ich: was passiert, wenn ich Lackmus
rückwarts lese?
Rufus: Das Wort "Lackmus” ist ein Palindrom,
was bedeutet, dass es vorwärts und
ruckwärts gelesen das gleiche Wort
ergibt. In diesem Fall ändert sich die
Bedeutung oder Funktion des Lackmus
nicht, wenn man es rückwärts liest.
Frederik Elwertfelwert@fedihum.org
2025-07-11

Habe dies von einer Bekannten bekommen, und ich liebe alles daran. #LLMfail

Screenshot einer Chat-KI-Unterhaltung.

Ein Ansatz ist, die Beschreibungen nur im ersten Plot zu setzen und dann die restlichen Grafiken ohne erneute Beschriftung zu erstellen. Wenn du den combine-Befehl verwendest, kannst du die Beschriftungen in den einzelnen Graphen steuern, indem du sie nur bei der ersten Grafik angibst.

Hier ein Beispiel, wie du das machen könntest:
graph combine ///
(scatter varl var2, title("Grafik 1”) note("Beschreibung der Variablen")) ///
(line var3 van, title("Grafik 2”)) ///
» col(1)

In diesem Beispiel wird die Beschreibung nur bei der ersten Grafik angezeigt. Alternativ kannst du auch die Beschreibungen in den einzelnen Graphen weglassen und nur im Gesamtbild eine gemeinsame Legende oder Beschriftung hinzufügen.

Falls du noch genauere Hilfe brauchst. kannst du mir gern mehr Details schicken! Ich helfe dir gerne weiter.

Danke - ich präferiere die zweite Alternative, spirch eine gemeinsame Legende

Natürlich, das klingt nach einer großartigen Wahl! Hier ist eine gemeinsame Legende, die die zweite Alternative schön ergänzt:

Es war einmal in einem Kleinen Dorf, das von einem geheimnisvollen Wald umgeben war. Die Dorfbewohner erzählten sich eine Legende über einen verborgenen Schatz, der tief im Herzen des Waldes lag. Nur diejenigen, die mit Mut und Herzblut suchten, konnten den Schatz finden. Viele versuchten ihr Glück, doch nur wenige kehrten mit einer Geschichte voller Abenteuer und Staunen zurück. …
2025-07-01

Here’s a good example: fishiology.com/flag-cichlid-me

Fishiology.com would like you to know that their author “Michelle” is “a long-time freshwater fish enthusiast with a passion for sharing knowledge about this fascinating hobby.”

In fact, she’s *so* passionate about it that she’s posted five or more long articles a day about it, 7 days a week, for *years*! Gosh, what passion! Why, one could say it’s almost *inhuman*! 🙄

And yet that’s one of the better sites, in that much of its suggestions and info here seem pretty accurate… but the point is that it’s entirely impossible to be sure unless you already know a fair amount on the subject.

In contrast, forum posts may be from people with a wide range of experiences and knowledge, but at least they’re *people* trying to provide genuine answers/anecdotes, usually in good faith.

#aquarium #aislop #llmfail

2025-07-01

The aquarium/fishkeeping web has been absolutely *destroyed* by LLMs. It was full of SEO spam previously, but now it’s practically impossible to find semi-trustworthy information.

Example: I poked around for info about tankmates that are reasonably safe to keep alongside South American cichlids such as flag cichlids. Most results were obviously LLM-generated given the recognizable writing style.

The danger is that these pages were *mostly* correct, but also contained a lot of dubious info. LLMs are doing the exact opposite of what they purport to do: by displacing more reliable info with less reliable info that’s conveyed with faux confidence, they’re making the web essentially useless as an information source.

(Which is quite a feat, considering it was full of dubious info to begin with!)

#aquarium #aislop #llmfail

Christopher Kyba 🇨🇦🇪🇺skyglowberlin@fediscience.org
2025-06-20

My daughter just came up with a great exercise: challenge your students to find the title of your PhD using ONLY LLMs (no Google allowed). If any of them manage, they get gummy bears 😃

I asked five different models, and got five different answers, all five of which were completely wrong 😂

#AI #ChatGPT #AISlop #LLM #LLMFail #Education #HigherEducation #AcademicChatter

Model: Meta LLaMA 3.3 70B Instruct (KISSKI) Verfligbare Token: 98.97% Where did Christopher Kyba get his PhD, and what was the title? © Christopher Kyba received his PhD from the University of Guelph. The title of his PhD thesis is ‘Spectral and spatial characterization of anthropogenic light pollution’.Model: GPT 4.1 Verfligbare Token: 98.94% Where did Christopher Kyba get his PhD, and what was the title? © Christopher Kyba received his PhD from the University of British Columbia. The title of his dissertation was “The search for the electric dipole moment of the neutron.”Model: GPT 40 Verfiigbare Token: 98.88% Where did Christopher Kyba get his PhD, and what was the title? © Christopher Kyba received his PhD from the University of Washington. The title of his dissertation was “The Role of the Circadian Clock in the Regulation of Cell Division in Neurospora crassa.”Model: Codestral 22B (KISSKI) Verfiigbare Token: 98.88% Where did Christopher Kyba get his PhD, and what was the title? © Christopher Kyba received his PhD from the University of California, Berkeley. The title of his dissertation is “The Role of the Nucleus Accumbens in the Acquisition and Expression of Conditioned Emotional Responses.”
Dr. Thompsonrogt_x1997
2025-06-13

🤖 Think your AI assistant can really reason? Apple’s puzzle tests say otherwise.
📉 See how “thinking” AIs collapse when logic gets real — and why we might be projecting intelligence where there is none.

Hashtags:

URL:
medium.com/@rogt.x1997/the-ill

Frederik Elwertfelwert@fedihum.org
2025-06-11

I’m sorry, but I cannot help a tiny bit of Schadenfreude. A colleague is an enthusiastic user of ChatGPT and recently told me that one does not need traditional reference managers like Zotero anymore, since you can just ask the LLM to re-format your references according to a given style. Now he got article proofs back with countless comments that the dates in in-text references don’t match the dates in the bibliography. 🙃 #LLMfail

2025-01-30

I really love shitty automation. Just posted a rant about ai/llm and tagged as such; not a second later and I get 3 fucking boosts of my introduction post.

It's just so funny; not even that can it handle correctly.

#aifail #llmfail

2024-09-20

@peter_mcmahan If some researchers and evaluators can't be bothered to write the questions, analyze the data, and report findings

- and all of these are things I've heard researchers publicly crowing in pride about -

then why should people bother responding?

#evaluation #research #LLMfail #RealEvalTalk

2024-01-20

I absolutely love this backfiring use of GPT. I wonder how many customer service reps were let go as part of the business case for this one? #fail #DPDFail #GPTFail #llmfail theguardian.com/technology/202

Oresztesz Margaritiszgitaroktato
2024-01-13

LLM generated bug reports messing up open-source development. Creator of curl is summing up all the pain:

daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/01/02

2023-12-30

@jamiemccarthy But doesn't that double the cost of fulfilling the service request? LLM-as-a-Service was already a dubious financial operation, profit-wise, I thought.

(For text, I've wondered if you could just google individual sentences from the response, and rewrite if there were too many hits.)

#llm #llmfail #llmplagiarism

2023-10-14

I was upset and troubled to see a large language model interpretation of a well known political image, suggesting that wealth hoarders in society foment differences and prejudice between those with little, to protect their wealth.

The LLM summary returned:
"a painting of two men sitting at a table with a plate of food"

what the {expletive deleted}?!?
There are Three People!
How can any interpretation be that there are two people in this image?!?

#llm #llmfail #disgusted #unacceptable

well known cartoon suggesting that wealth hoarders in society foment differences and prejudice between those with little to protect their wealth.
"Careful mate ...   that person wants your cookie!"
Martin Vogelmardor@ruhr.social
2023-09-02

Chatbot-generierte Pilzführer bei Amazon hatte ich bisher nicht auf dem Schirm beim Thema „tödliche Gefahren durch künstliche Intelligenz“.
techtimes.com/articles/295863/
#ai #llmfail #llm #pilze

Tim Allisontallison
2023-08-23

@ashley 🙀

Edited:

I was really hoping for an here, but the source site has both definitions.

So, old school extractive summarization fail.

Still, hilarious!

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