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lemniscata ∞Lemniscata
2025-07-27




Yes, I’m spiraling. Yes, I should go touch grass...but I’d rather burn my scores and kiss my flaming a**

John Deterstargetdrone
2025-07-27

It turn out the real monsters were the republicans we met along the way.


Patrick Loftus 🖖:us_d:pwloftus@pwl.farted.net
2025-07-27

@nooneA Let's just say they're really tangled in the fabric of our lives.

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CNI_CNoticias InternacionalesCNI_CNoticiasInternacionales
2025-07-27

La visión confusa de la adolescencia y la propia búsqueda de la sexualidad en "Para mecer y para comer": fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=7

La crudeza de la guerra entre el Reino de Veldat y la Dinastía de Poem en "Fuego...": fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=7

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

The Moon is made of cookie.

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

Science tells us that we are composed exclusively of long chain hydrocarbons which appear to have derived from petroleum and oil which has forced its way to the surface from deep underground. Therefore our distant ancestors must have been a strange subterranean species of greasy worm.


ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

What if there were a number greater than a hundred.

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

How can one know whether one is half-way up the stairs or half-way down them?

ɹ uɐp :antifascism:dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud
2025-07-27

Elmo favorite musician and least favorite wrestler died last week. Elmo tired.

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ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

I think therefore I'm foam.

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

There are two types of people: those who walk around and those who sit behind desks.

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-07-27

One day I shall be nothing but micro-plastics.

2025-07-27

Why am I taking orders from a frog?
Scooter

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Steve DeGroof 📚🛸degroof
2025-07-27

Some day we'll find it, the rainbow connection.


Charlie Day in front of a conspiracy string board
Steve DeGroof 📚🛸degroof
2025-07-27

To meep or not to meep


2025-07-27


People..
Well..
C.
People c people
See

ɹ uɐp :antifascism:dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud
2025-07-27

imagine being canceled by an unwoke mob
Muppets vs Zombies

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ɹ uɐp :antifascism:dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud
2025-07-27

FOZZIE (dating): of course I'm an actual bear why do you think I put it in my profile. Imma wakka wakka out.

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