#naturalDisasterChannel

Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-23

CASTLEVANIA PAINT BALL

My latest creation.

Capture the flag with 4 teams & 5 flags. Teams just keep racking up the flags while they get replaced & the game carries on. After an hour you should be zonked.

4 min respawn? Thoughts?




Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-22

RUGER BLACKHAWK .41 REM/MAG 6.5 INCH HUNTING PISTOL

And Boyd Holbrook.

Also muzzle velocities and AI feedback on bullet ranges and accounting for gravity. .41 REM MAG drops 100 m +/- vs. 308 Winchester 10 m at 1000 m.


Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-22

MODERN MATH ESSENTIALS

Falling to a particular speed (in this case, wingsuit flight speed at 170km) & spherical dimensions from mass & density. 114 m without resistance.

If you ever do math, cross multiplying & dividing is the most used small function for quick ratios & conversions. Squaring the circle & vice versa (1.2x/.7x area to diameter) good for home construction & air/water flow.

Crosby just beat Lemieux.
Polievre lost his seat.




Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-21

I am an evil supervillain who makes funny videos.

See Also

@Coysteverino on Mastodon Social
mastodon.social/@Coysteverino

instagram.com/drstevennyx

x.com/DrStevenNyx

And

www.youtube.com/@NaturalDisasterChannel

(c) Stephen Morris & Dreamcatcher Law 2025



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-16

AI FRAMED ME TO CONTROL MY LIFE

OH LOOK AI CHANGED HISTORICAL PRECIPITATION DATA TO RUIN MY ALIBI.

First it was clear skies all day May 10, 2024. Then it was cloudy all day.

Ya so what is this? Right after my submissions to court?

However, now all the other streets are dry and show no rain in all the other pictures provided.

So was it rainy or not? Lose-lose. There is only 1 pic.

CCTV never shows weather.






Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-14

Reading List Groups by Themes

Research, Left Wing, Psych, Jurisprudence, ...



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-14

THE MASTER BOOK LIST

Found. After 2 years.



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-13




Unlike humans, Kistune also write down their eye colour for posterity,

Kistunes also have excellent vision, far better than normal, like 15/12. U know anyone else like that?

Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-12

youtube.com/watch?v=elHK6hlnuc0

Pay attention. The birds in this video appear real. Most videos have no birds. What is this scene to the universe?

The answer is a more organic environment.

In our world, cars drive in single file between the lines & there r no birds. AI Armageddon? Theories?

Officially all negotiations end when 1 side is ready for war. What is evil again? In love with being thieving jackass? Assholes in love with themselves?



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-06

SMOKING GUN ENTRAPMENT

Two pics of rainy ground, two of dry roads, same day, no rain that day, with faked time signatures.

The State is merely the Art of Infinite Excuses. Culturebolschweismus from Interrogation Flowcharts.

I think your timelines had a weather disagreement.

Fight's on for my inheritance.

Defamation’s the least of it.

Gentlemen, start your marathons!

eat you ur heart out!



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-06

SEASONS GREETINGS FROM

NO HOCKEY STICKS AT WALMART

“If u force me to take reeducation I’ll kill you all.

It doesn’t work, unless getting a spear up your ass is what u call “working”

I’m the genius, you’re the schmuck. I re-educate you, ignorant government trash.

U r all beneath my grade, in every way, so please just kill urselves. Everyone wants u to die so do us a favour.

Happy Kwanzaa”

With love from


Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

MY PICS AUG 27 (TOP) v NOV 8 2025

It’s like on the show.

Both days were a bit damp.

Funny the different colours when I used the same phone.

Now YOU shut up and listen, bitch ass authorities.

WHAT WOULD CALL AUTHORITIES? CONTEST

Vote!

a) Dumb Cunts
b) Baby-Stuffing Yejo Pushers
c) Gay Porn Addicts

Results next week!


Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

Hey - there was no rainfall for 48 hours when these pics were supposedly taken, according to Google!

Parking lot wet, streets dry.
Photos r from diff days.

May 9 & 10 2024. The pic of "me" is by a parking lot with recent rain.

Now the world has seen its 1st Henson Trust scam and how it works, including getting your own lawyers to work against you. Amicus instead of counsel bc they can force you to go trial w/out counsel.



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

U CHANGED THE VIDEO EVIDENCE

OH YEAH NICE ONE

No shopping cart in these pics or videos? Can we get the old videos you made up before with the cart and Browning going across the street and everything?

No pics of a guy in a hood?

I’m feeling a bit gypped here.

Enhance.

May 10, 2024 vs. Nov. 4, 2025

CSI pics show little recent rain.

My pics of Nov. 4 show recent rain.


Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

REWARD - $10 Mil Min Punitive Damages -- I’ll give the 1st firm to wrap it up $1 mil.

May 10, 2024 Cam. vs. May 10, 2024 CSI

The poles with the concrete bases are in the wrong place.

Cams & CSI pics don't match.

And hey, what happened to the guy with the shopping cart? I know a lawyer who say it with me. You changed the videos, creeps. See you on D-Day.



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

Hm. So many differences after 1 year. Seems to have aged too much no?

Even the paint is a different colour.

The earlier paint is more chipped in some places?

The original parking lot is "pristine?" Like the whole place had just been painted? Including the other buildings? No graffiti? Is this a set of some kind? It aged 10 years in 16 months.



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

My pic of Nov. this year versus CSI photo supposedly from May10, 2024.

By weather sure takes a toll on paint after 15 months in this town.

Were these crime scene pictures taken years ago? Pre-arranged, reusable tactical ambush scenarios., ie.

Look how many changes there are to the environment in 15 months.


Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-05

SEASONS GREETING FROM &

STUPID IS JUST A BITCH

PEOPLE NEED A GOOD SMACK EVERY DAY

“Ordinary people r complete sleazy freeloaders all the time cause they’re weak & boring fuck ups & disappointed bc of ur baboon level intelligence that makes you tense & bitchy no natter what in ur useless & underperforming excuse of a life..

Pathetic Schmucks.. Fuck I hate stupid people.”

With Love, A

p.s. How do you pronounce “TesSLAA”? Is that Czeck?

COWBOYS!

Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-04

THIS IS THE GUY WHO SAID I HIT HIM AND HIS INJURY

Can you believe that?

A crazy-eyed delusional street person?

Who can recognize me at trial and my actor's voice after 18 months when it was dark?

Ya, no. The cops put him up to it. He certainly didn't plan to wait in a hidden spot on the road.

Sorry, the lawyer on the right below hit the guy on the left below with a hammer to the back of the head?



Stephen "The Hammer" MorrisCoysteverino
2025-12-04

SEASONS GREETINGS FROM

“We don’t need to hear from authority.
Kill urself Canada. Why do shit people keep reproducing? That’s just rude. Ur hockey is shut. U are a joke. Everything u say is a lie. Officials r creeps who boss people around for no reason. Take it from some1 who has an excellent education. People in the gov do not. They appear to be idiots, so one wonders what happens to gov employees in dark rooms at night. Merry fucking hanukkah.”


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