#nerdwars

MegatronicThronBanksmegatronicthronbanks
2024-07-01

Curious what Curmudgeons are out there that want to tear current software down, and reconstruct it in the one true image? :D


𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆®thorchrs@mstdn.ca
2023-08-10
2023-07-12

@Cdespinosa Pizzas are 3-dimensional objects, consumed in units of volume. What you may be missing in width and depth, you may be making up in extra cheese height, or a bit thicker pepperoni.

And if you want to be hyper-accurate (and c'mon, who doesn't?) there's the 4th dimension of time. So *when* the emoji reference image was taken becomes significant.

Right out of the oven? It needs to rest and the cheese might fill those fractional degrees. Out of the fridge? There's contraction. Pop it in the microwave and it may expand. I would distribute some blame to the graphic designer's blood sugar levels.

And let's not forget Danny, who delivered it propped on the passenger seat of his 2005 Toyota Supra, running stops and taking sharp corners, forcing the cheese and sauce to centrifuge outward. All so he could earn a better tip.

Suggest we do a COE and Five-Whys analysis to get to the bottom of this.

#nerdwars #pizzascience

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