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" "Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Why did the asparagus break up with the broccoli? Because it couldn't handle their stalk-ing behavior! 😂🌱 #asparaguslove #veggiehumor #foodpuns #funnyveggies #vegetablejokes #asparagusaddict #healthyhumor #foodcomedy #producepuns #laughatyourgreens