No, I do NOT #smegging want a thermostat with #WiFi, or which connects to the #internet in any fashion, or which is controlled by a server run by a contractor-to-the-manufacturer-that-will-close-up-shop-in-three-years or any other #stupid "#smart" features.
I want a 7-day programmable #thermostat that can handle single-stage #AC and a #modulating #gas #furnace.
Is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.