"We believe in socialism for farmers." - L. JOY WILLIAMS, NEWS ROUNDUP 9/19/2025, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #FarmersDay #LJoyWilliams

"I don't think so." - SAMMY KANTER, NEWS ROUNDUP w/ Sammy Kanter 5/30/2025, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #SammyKanter

"It's always Taylor Swift!" - MICHAEL AMATO, NEWS ROUNDUP 9/6/2025, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #TaylorSwift #MichaelAmato

"I did a podcast yesterday." - STACY SPIKES, MoviePass was his idea. HBO documented the chaos, but now he’s taking it back., There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #InternationalPodcastDay #StacySpikes

"I respect Taylor Swift a lot!" - BRIDGET TODD, NEWS ROUNDUP 9/29/2023, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #NationalRespectDay #BridgetTodd

"Willy Wonka is absurd!" - BRIDGET TODD, NEWS ROUNDUP 3/1/2024, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #willywonkaexperience #RoaldDahl #HappyBirthdayRoaldDahl #BridgetTodd

"The police had to be called to the 'Willy's Chocolate Experience'!" - BRIDGET TODD, NEWS ROUNDUP 3/1/2024, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #willywonkaexperience #RoaldDahl #HappyBirthdayRoaldDahl #BridgetTodd

"He invested so much time and money in creating this false narrative that he's good at video games!" - MICHAEL AMATO, Azealia Banks was right about Elon Musk!, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #NationalVideoGamesDay #MichaelAmato

"I am a huge proponent of gossiping." - ABBIE RICHARDS, NEWS ROUNDUP 8/1/2025, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #AbbieRichards

"Word on the street is that that is meant to be Cameron Diaz!" - BRIDGET TODD, Sam Altman says Her is his favorite movie. Has he actually seen it?, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #CameronDiaz #HappyBirthdayCameronDiaz #BridgetTodd

"He's making waffles." - BRIDGET TODD, Disney’s Movie Smart House is a Blueprint for Today’s Tech, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #NationalWaffleDay #BridgetTodd

"Musical icon Whitney Houston died in 2011, but that hasn't stopped her from performing!" - BRIDGET TODD, Whitney Houston: The Zombification of an Icon, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #WhitneyHouston #HappyBirthdayWhitneyHouston #BridgetTodd

"The AI-generated images look pretty good!" - BRIDGET TODD, NEWS ROUNDUP 3/1/2024, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #willywonkaexperience #ArtificialIntelligenceAppreciationDay #BridgetTodd

"I kind of gave up on Twitter!" - BRIDGET TODD, America's Sweethearts Calling it Quits, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #SocialMediaDay #BridgetTodd

"Stability is not a word that I would use to describe Elon Musk." - MICHAEL AMATO, Azealia Banks was right about Elon Musk!, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #MichaelAmato

"I am a creative." - BRIDGET TODD, Is TikTok becoming a dystopian QVC? (w/ PrettyCritical), There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #NationalCreativityDay #BridgetTodd

"Nurses are angels." - BRIDGET TODD, Bridget's back! And AI obituaries are ruining her life - NEW EPISODE, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #NationalNursesDay #BridgetTodd

"She called out Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling." - BRIDGET TODD, Azealia Banks was right about Elon Musk!, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #HarryPotterDay #BridgetTodd

"It's a marijuana joke!" - BRIDGET TODD, Azealia Banks was right about Elon Musk!, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #420day #BridgetTodd

"There is something weird happening around Taylor Swift right now!" - BRIDGET TODD, Taylor Swift Twitter deep fakes are everyone’s problem, There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #swifties #swiftie #BridgetTodd