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Original Garfield comic from July 28, 2012
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• And I'm Known As
• Such

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Original Text:
• *Scratch Scratch*
• Garfield: That's your birthday present. Don't get used to it.

The comic strip shows several instances of a man helping a talking cat by combing its fur. In the first frame, the man is assisting the cat while it stands still. The second frame shows the man gently brushing the cat's fur, and the third frame captures the cat sitting down as the man combs its fur. Each frame is connected to the next by a line, demonstrating the progression of the scene.

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Original Garfield comic from April 14, 2012
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Give Me A Song, Or Rhythm
• Make 'Em Sweat, That's What I'm Giving 'Em Now,
• They Know

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Original Text:
• Garfield: It's amazing what you can learn online.
• Jon: BRAIN-EATING MARTIANS ARE GOING TO GET US!
• Garfield: Like how gullible some people are.

The image is a comic strip featuring three panels with a man and a cat. In the first panel, the man is sitting at a desk, looking at a laptop, and the cat is sitting on his lap. The cat is looking at the man, but the man is not looking at the cat. The cat, however, has a thought bubble above its head that says, "Give me sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em now." The man, unaware of the cat's thoughts, continues to focus on his laptop. In the second panel, the man is looking at a cat with the thought bubble above his head. The cat, also looking at the man, appears to be giving him a funny look. In the third panel, the man is looking at a cat with the thought bubble above his head. The cat, looking up at the man with a funny expression, seems to be giving him a surprise.

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Original Garfield comic from January 30, 2012
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• With A Mind To Rhyme And Two Hype Feet.
• It Feels Good, When You Know You're Down
• A Super Dope Homeboy From The Oaktown

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Original Text:
• Garfield: All is right in the world.
• Jon: Today has been one disaster after another.
• Garfield: Fortunately, the world only cares about me.

The image is a collection of three comic strips featuring characters named Garfield. In the top left panel, Garfield is shown with a smile, in the top middle panel, he is shown with a frown, and in the top right panel, he appears to be listening intently to the conversation. The bottom left panel features Garfield with a frown on his face, the bottom middle panel shows him looking sad, and the bottom right panel shows him with a smile. The characters and their expressions change throughout the panels, creating a dynamic and humorous comic strip.

It’s OK to pause the world for a moment,
and just dance. 💃🕺

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M.C. Hammer - U Can't Touch This
https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

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Original Garfield comic from August 29, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• They Know
• You Talking About The Hammer You Talking About A Show
• That's Hyped, And Tight

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Original Text:
• Jon: We should order pizza. I've never seen a cat do the cha cha.
• Garfield: Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!

The image is a comic strip featuring three panels showing different characters engaged in conversations. The comic strip has three main characters: a man with brown hair, an orange tiger, and an orange cat. Each character is shown talking to another character, and the comic strip also includes text that appears to be dialogue.

In the top panel, the man and the orange tiger are conversing in the center. In the middle panel, the man talks to the orange cat, and the orange cat responds to the man's words. In the bottom panel, the man talks to the orange tiger, and the orange tiger responds to the man's words. All three panels show the characters sitting or standing while engaging in their conversations.

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Original Garfield comic from May 27, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• With A Mind To
• Rhyme And Two Hype Feet.
• It Feels Good, When You Know You're Down

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Z.
• Odie: BARK!
• *BONK!*
• Jon: You're up.
• Garfield: And Odie's on a bus bound for Nome.

The image is a collection of three comic strips, each featuring different characters and their situations. In the top two comic strips, there are two dogs present. The first cartoon dog is a yellow dog that appears to be scratching itself. The second cartoon dog is a brown dog that seems to be sitting on the floor. In the third comic strip, there is a man sitting in a chair.

The comic strip titles are clearly labeled, and the characters are described in a way that helps to convey their actions and relationships. The cartoon dog in the first two strips appears to be engaging in a playful or self-grooming behavior, while the man in the third strip is sitting calmly.

Superfreak by Rick James sample (Nintendo Switch)

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Original Garfield comic from March 11, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• The Charts? Legit
• Either Work Hard Or You Might As Well Quit
• That's Word Because
• You Know...

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Original Text:
• Jon: What are you watching on the computer? Is that the one we ordered?
• Garfield: Yep. Pizza cam.

The comic strip features three panels, each depicting a different scene with a person and a cat. In the first panel, a man is sitting at a computer, looking at a monitor, while a cat sits in front of him. The second panel shows the same man sitting at the computer, with a cat on his lap. Finally, the third panel depicts the same man sitting at the computer, but instead of a cat, there is a dog sitting in front of him. The panels are arranged in a row, creating a humorous and engaging narrative.

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Original Garfield comic from November 20, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Or A Tape, To Learn
• What's It Gonna Take In The 90S To Burn

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I wonder if Odie is up to no good. Dogs are so hard to read.

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Original Garfield comic from September 18, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Ring The Bell, School's
• Back In
• Break It Down!
• Stop! Hammer Time!

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Original Text:
• Jon: Hello, Liz? Whatcha doin'? I mean OTHER than answering my nineteenth call asking you what you're doing.
• Garfield: Get CALLER I.D., girl.

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Original Garfield comic from April 24, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Every Time You See Me
• The Hammer's Just So Hype
• I'm Dope On The Floor And I'm Magic On The Mic

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Original Text:
• Jon: My new cell phone has a really cool ringtone. Want me to play it?
• Garfield: It's the only way we're ever going to hear it.

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Original Garfield comic from February 5, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• You Can't Touch This
• Break It Down!
• Stop! Hammer Time!
• Go With The Flow, It Is Said
• If You Can't Groove To This Then You Probably Are Dead

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Original Text:
• Jon: Let's do something.
• Garfield: Like what?
• Jon: Something fun!
• Garfield: No way! You know how I hate trying new things.

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Original Garfield comic from December 3, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• You Can't Touch This
• Look In My Eyes, Man
• You Can't Touch This

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Original Text:
• Jon: You haven't been very good this year, you know. What are you asking Santa for?
• Garfield: Leniency.

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Original Garfield comic from June 22, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Bust A Few Moves, Run Your Fingers Through Your Hair
• This Is It, For A Winner
• Dance To This And You're Gonna Get Thinner

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Original Text:
• Jon: You look down, Garfield. Are you bored, upset, or sleepy?
• Garfield: I only get to choose one?

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Original Garfield comic from June 1, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• My, My, My, My Music Hits Me So Hard
• Makes Me Say, Oh My
• Lord,

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Some of these flavored coffees are pretty good.
• *slup*
• Garfield: Mmm. Canary.

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Original Garfield comic from February 11, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Make 'Em Sweat, That's What I'm Giving 'Em Now,
• They Know
• You Talking About The Hammer You Talking About A Show

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Original Text:
• Jon: Every time we come here, we have you as a waiter, Armando. How is that? What a short straw.
• Armando: I am, as you say, cursed.

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Original Garfield comic from October 13, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• You Can't Touch This
• Why You Standing
• There, Man?
• You Can't Touch This
• Yo, Sound The Bell, School Is In, Sucker
• Give Me A Song, Or Rhythm

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Original Text:
• Jon: I heard from my cousin Kenny today.
• Garfield: Kenny?
• Jon: You know, the one with the botched facelift?
• Garfield: I know a lot of Kennys.
• Jon: ...Looks like this?
• Garfield: Ah, THAT Kenny.

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Original Garfield comic from May 14, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• So Wave Your Hands In The Air
• Bust A Few Moves, Run Your
• Fingers Through Your Hair
• This Is It, For A Winner

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Original Text:
• Arlene: Garfield, you like me, don't you?
• Garfield: Sure. By the way, you're sitting in my spot.
• Arlene: I like you too, Garfield.

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Original Garfield comic from January 21, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• They Know
• You Talking About The Hammer You Talking About
• A Show
• That's Hyped, And Tight

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Original Text:
• Jon: You need to lose weight.
• Garfield: Correction... I SHOULD lose weight. I NEED cookies.

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Original Garfield comic from September 20, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• Dance To This And You're Gonna Get Thinner
• Move, Slide Your Rump
• Just For A Minute Let's All Do The Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump
• Yeah...

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Original Text:
• Jon: How was I to know the ballet was so stuffy?! And what's WRONG with a little audience participation, anyway?!
• Garfield: Only Jon would take a duck call to "Swan Lake".
• Jon: Stupid usher!

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