#uptownfunk

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-14
Original Garfield comic from November 17, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Whoo
• Girls Hit Your Hallelujah
• Whoo
• Girls Hit Your Hallelujah
• Whoo


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  It would be nice to wake up to music.  Instead of an alarm.
• Alarm:  No problem.
• Garfield:  Sigh.
• Alarm:  I'd like to open with a little blues number.
• 

The comic strip features three panels, each depicting different scenes of a Garfield character. The first panel shows a sleeping Garfield, the second panel features the character sleeping on his bed, and the third panel shows the cat sitting on the bed with the Garfield sleeping next to it. In the top panel, the character says "Whoo" and "girls hit your nalebulah".
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-07
Original Garfield comic from July 14, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Come On, Dance
• Jump On It
• If You Sexy Then Flaunt It
• Well It's Saturday Night And We In The Spot


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Original Text:
• Jon:  That thunder can't get us now, Garfield.
• *Munch munch munch*
• Jon:  It's safe here under the couch.
• *Munch munch munch*
• Jon:  It's also disgusting.
• Garfield:  Care for a petrified cheese curl?

This is a comic strip featuring three panels with different situations involving a brown dog, a couch, and a lamp. Each panel presents a different scene, with the dog sitting on the couch, talking on the phone, and eventually jumping on the couch. The dog is sitting on a chair in one panel, a pillow in another, and a coffee table in the third. The panel about the dog jumping on the couch is the only one that includes a person on the phone in the background.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-31
Original Garfield comic from February 18, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Break It Down


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Original Text:
• *Clang clang clang clang*
• Garfield:  Subtlety is for weenies.

The image is a comic strip featuring three panels, each depicting a different scene. In the first panel, there's a man with a spoon trying to feed a cat. The man, wearing a blue shirt, appears to be unsuccessful in this task. The second panel shows another man holding a plate with food for the cat, who seems to be enjoying the meal. In the third panel, the same man is now holding a spoon in his hand, attempting to feed the cat again. This time, however, it appears that the cat has already been fed before the man started. The third panel shows the cat looking up, seemingly unbothered by the man's repeated efforts.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-26
Original Garfield comic from November 23, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Them Good Girls Straight Masterpieces
• Stylin', Whilen, Livin' It Up In The City
• Got Chucks On With Saint Laurent


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Original Text:
• Liz:  What are you up to, Garfield?  
• Garfield:  Huh? Who, me? Nothing!  You could've let me know she was standing there.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-22
Original Garfield comic from September 4, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch Uh
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch
• Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh
• Uptown Funk You Up


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Original Text:
• Jon:  That's my prom picture.  I don't think my date enjoyed the evening.  She ruined her dress tunneling out of the gym.
• Garfield:  And, no doubt, broke a nail or two.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-15
Original Garfield comic from April 29, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch Uh
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch Uh
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch
• Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh


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Original Text:
• Mouse:  Have you seen my brother?
• Garfield:  Where'd you last see him?
• Mouse:  Right where you are now.
• Mouse #2:  Fomeone geth fiss mard mall moff me!
• Garfield:  Found 'im.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-10
Original Garfield comic from January 18, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch
• Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh
• Uptown Funk You Up
• Uptown Funk You Up


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Original Text:
• on:  Well, the polar ice caps are melting.
• Garfield:  So?
• Jon:  From now on, I set the thermostat!
• Garfield:  Oh, sure! Blame me!
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-06
Original Garfield comic from November 4, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Girls Hit Your Hallelujah
• Whoo


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  It's a small world.
• Jon:  Have you considered venturing beyond the kitchen?
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-02
Original Garfield comic from August 28, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• This One For Them Hood Girls
• Them Good Girls Straight Masterpieces


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Original Text:
• *Nibble nibble*
• Mouse:  Whew! Stuffed!
• Garfield:  Sharing with mice is nice.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-25
Original Garfield comic from March 30, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• 'Cause Uptown Funk Gon' Give It To You
• 'Cause Uptown Funk Gon' Give It To You
• 'Cause Uptown Funk Gon' Give It To You


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Nobody's perfect.
• Jon:  Hey, Garfield
• Garfield:  Ah! A visual aid!
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-21
Original Garfield comic from January 9, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• I'm Too Hot
• Hot Damn


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Original Text:
• Jon:  You miss out on all sorts of things.
• Garfield:  Noooow you're getting it.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-12
Original Garfield comic from August 14, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Fill My Cup, Put Some Liquor In It
• Take A
• Sip, Sign A Check
• Julio, Get The Stretch


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Frank's Pizza? This is Jon Arbuckle...I'd like to order my usual.  Oh.  Their forklift's in the shop
• Garfield:  We'll starve!
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-27
Original Garfield comic from March 3, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Uptown Funk You Up
• I Said Uptown
• Funk You Up


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Original Text:
• Jon:  What are we going to do today?
• Garfield:  Whoa...  I thought we were doing it.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-22
Original Garfield comic from November 9, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch Uh
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch
• Fill My Cup, Put Some Liquor In It


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Original Text:
• Dog:  BARK! BARK! BARK!
• Garfield:  On a scale of one to ten, I give it a seven.
• Dog:  Oh, come on!
• Garfield:  I've seen you more crazed, and you didn't do that bloodshot-eyeballs thing.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-18
Original Garfield comic from September 11, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Don't Believe Me Just
• Watch Uh
• Don't Believe Me Just Watch
• Fill My Cup, Put Some Liquor In It


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Original Text:
• *clomp clomp clomp clomp*
• Spider:  Oh, no!
• *CLOMP! CLOMP!*
• Spiders:  AAAHHH!
• Spider: #1: And you just HAD to buy him boots for his birthday.
• Spider #2:  What was I thinking?
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-14
Original Garfield comic from June 4, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Whoo
• 'Cause Uptown Funk Gon' Give It To You
• 'Cause Uptown Funk Gon' Give It To You


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Original Text:
• Jon:  You've gained weight, Garfield.
• Garfield:  Jon's right.  I gotta start eating leaner canaries.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-07
Original Garfield comic from January 19, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Jump On It
• If You Sexy Then Flaunt It


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Original Text:
• Jon:  What's it all mean, Garfield? What's life all about?
• Garfield:  I'll say tuna.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-01
Original Garfield comic from September 23, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh
• Before We Leave
• Lemmi Tell Y'all A Lil' Something
• Uptown Funk You Up


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Pizza tonight!
• Jon:  Hey!  Where did you hide the knobs to the stove?!
• Garfield:  Make mine half pepperoni, half double pepperoni.

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