About a half hour ago, both my robot vacuums woke up for no reason, rampaged around the house for a while, then grumpily bumbled their way back to their electric feedbags.

Given that neither has a range of more than three inches from the floor and they can't operate a doorknob, manage stairs, or wield a steak knife, I give poor odds to their robot rebellion.

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