The Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door yesterday and, damn, I missed a golden opportunity to tell them with a perfectly straight face that I was already a disciple of the greatest prophet to ever live, John Mastodon.

#JohnMastodonDay #WWJMD

With all the fretting and conflict and controversy over federating with #Threads, perhaps today is a good day for everyone to step back and ask themselves "WWJMD?"

#JohnMastodonDay #WWJMD

OYYoi....

maybe I'll just continue keeping shop here, and let federation take care of the rest.

I think it's what #JohnMastodon would do.

#WWJMD

@APBBlue WWJMD or what would John Mastodon do? #WWJMD

I love it. #ElonMush has pissed off #ElizabethWarren. I need to buy some popcorn.

#wwjmd

Oh no. I've hit the stage where I'm considering setting up my own instance. Reading up on how to start one and I find myself asking "what would John Mastodon do?"

#WWJMD

#WWJMD

@mmasnick @NatlSecCnslrs
#WWJMD