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Community Manager @ One Up Games, former games journo & PR dude. Professional Nerd, Jedi. #Videogames are cool. #BLM #EatTheRich

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2023-04-01

Artsy fartsy Saturday with the fam at #BostonMFA.
#art

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Marcuz ☑️☑️MarcuZona@tkz.one
2023-04-01
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TheIndieManiacAjo1322@lor.sh
2023-03-31
Catwo0d :verified:Catwo0d@mstdn.games
2023-03-31

The most precise unit of measurement for cherry cola is known as a “chick.”
🐥 🍒 🥤
#science #facts

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2023-03-30

Start killing people with books so the GOP won’t ban them.

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Amish Super ModelAmishSuperModel
2023-03-29

Ban the guns, not the books!

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2023-03-29

If I had a penny for every time a Republican tweeted ‘thoughts and prayers’ I’d have enough money to bribe Congress to pass common sense gun control.

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2023-03-28
Catwo0d :verified:Catwo0d@mstdn.games
2023-03-28

Based SOLELY on nationwide statistics of crime, both sexual and violent, I would feel more comfortable leaving my daughter in the care of drag queens over cops, clergymen, or politicians. :lgbtq_flag:
#ally #lgbtq

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2023-03-28

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis. That percentage is zero; that’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

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The Volatile MermaidOhNoSheTwitnt
2023-03-28

BREAKING: Zero schoolchildren murdered by wokeness today

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Boughs of [REDACTED]™quasirealsmiths@beige.party
2023-03-28

explained Saturday Morning Cartoons to the offspring this afternoon and felt really really fucking old

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2023-03-28

If they cared about kids they’d ban guns instead of books.

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Robert Reichrbreich@masto.ai
2023-03-27

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

The list goes on...

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

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2023-03-27

I'm not having much luck with jobs lately:
I couldn't concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn't suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn't cut it as barber; didn't have the patience to be a doctor; didn't fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn't see any future as a historian.

Catwo0d :verified:Catwo0d@mstdn.games
2023-03-27

The only thing worse than a backseat driver is one that doesn't know left from right. :facepalm:

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2023-03-27

FOX News is a "news organization" in the same way a urinal cake is "cake."

Picture of a urinal containing a urinal cake, caption: FOX News is a "news organization" in the same way a urinal cake is "cake."
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Mar Hickshistoftech
2023-03-27

oop.

Tweet from @davenewworld_2 that says “ this man in Texas, holding up a sign, is going viral, and I hope the local news find him and give him the air time he deserves.” The picture shows a man holding up a large sign at an intersection that says my grand children are safer with drag queens than with members of the clergy, Boy Scout troop leaders, or politicians.
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2023-03-27

Fettuccine Alfredo is just mac & cheese that never rats on his friends, and always keeps his mouth shut

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2023-03-27

Attributed to Terry Pratchett. #terrypratchett #quote

Quote: "Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it's not satire, it's bullying." 
- Terry Pratchett

Black and white photo of Terry Pratchett.

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