my favorite redditor is a woman named Daisy Carmichael who in 2008 posted to r/butterchicken "I love butter chicken." this is the only thing she ever posted and she is so real for it. unfortunately in 2019 she died in a house fire. now her daughter Linda Carmichael spends her summers hunting across America in her illegally imported BYD Han, trying to find the house fire that killed her mother, so that she might enact Revenge. the closest she got was seeing it in a bar in Cincinnati, april 2020. she ran inside, only to find it had already left, leaving her to pay the bill. 18 White Russians and a tonic water. the bill was $400,000.