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A gentle reminder to all the adults that forget things and also think they are indestructible: wear eye protection when playing nerf gun battles because age does not in fact mean appropriate aim is actually a thing. -sincerely, my right eye. #adulting #nerf #datenight #advice #safety

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Tom Gauld calls it!

An eight panel cartoon strip, titled "Methods of Defending Your Local Library from Government Cuts" (in the first panel).

Methods illustrated with an example library:

1. Community Support
2. Fortifications
3. Camouflage
4. Black Magic
5. Time travel (with dinosaurs)
6. Disguise (as a vape shop)
7. Attack! (on tank tracks, with gun turret and pincer arms)

Harvey in a disc golf bag. As soon as the disc came out, like not even a second after, he was in it. #cats #catsofmastodon #kitties #discgolf

A relaxed Theo #cats #catsofmastodon #kitties

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In da bumbum twee
Ware da fluffy bumbums gro
Figgy climes up hi
So his bumbum he can show!

#CheddarPoetry #BumbumTwee #FiggyCopyMe #MyBumbumCuterInDaTwee #MamaBetterButLotsTired #SheNeedsMorWest #IBehindOnHartsAndWeplies #ChonkStoledNomsAgen #MamaPutMorOutForFin #CatsOfMastodon

View from below of Figgy as he climbs a cherry tree. His bum is in full view, and his tail is up in a curl.

Harvey loves his new tent in whichever way it happens to be at the moment. #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #kitties #cat

Dearest Bellatrix after a very tasty snack. #cats #catsofmastodon #kitties

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Hey friends, hope you're all doing well! With work, family stuff, planning some trips to Denver and Chicago, I've been cutting back on some online time, but I do plan on posting here again.

The most exciting thing that's happened in months is my pumpkin plant is producing flowers (thrilling, right?). If this works, I'm turning my yard into a pumpkin patch next year!

A close up of a pumpkin flower in a garden bed.

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Attempting to make a small batch of hot sauce with some Thai peppers I grew! I have no idea what I'm doing but it's fun!

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After 9 months of university politics and drama, we finally have a set in our studio! I'm so happy with how it all came together!

A selfie of Dakota on a new podcast set.

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Trying to ignore tomorrow being #Monday #catsofmastodon #cats

Photo of grey-white cat sleeping on a grey pillow, looking extremely relaxed.

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Sunday mood #CatsOfMastodon

Floofy gray and white cat laying on the floor

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When we were young

#caturday #fedicats #catsofmastodon #pets #cats #fediverse #animal #fujifilm #portrait

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Happy Caturday! #caturday #catsofmastodon

Photo description: azrael is a tuxedo cat with a mostly black body, white face and chest and a black nose, and green eyes. She's sitting on a lap gazing upward at the camera

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I've been experimenting with the film look without actually doing film. And of course, as always cats are my first subjects. This is Archer, in an old school #Kodak moment 😹 📷 #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #OldSchoolCool #Photography

An orange cat looking at the camera, he has white paws and his chest, stomach and face have hints of white. The photo is grainy and looks like it was taken on film. He's sitting on a window sill and the background is blurred out grass and a fence.

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Is Selina solving all the world's problems or did she see a bug? We'll never know! #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

A black and white fluffy cat gazes into the distance. She's sitting in front of a cardboard RV with pride flags and stripes. She's also sitting next to a stuffed mouse in trans flag colors.

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Pika wishes you all the best possible #caturday and assures you that he is actually very comfortable. #catsofmastodon #adoptdontshop

A black and white cat, with green eyes and pink ears, is laying on a cat tower. He is facing you, and his legs hang off the edge of the cat tree. He doesn’t look terribly comfortable.

Just a really comfortable sleeping Harvey, I will attempt the same later to see if I can achieve the same amount of comfort. #cats #catsofmastodon #sleep #kitty #caturday

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@flowerpot me too. He really is the sweetest angel. And does this whenever he’s bored and waiting for attention. 🥹

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